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Approximately 168 hours into my crucible, I fared no better in alleviating the persistent suffering and anguish that had befallen me.
One of the few pleasures at P.S.G. was tea-time. Classes were over for the day, teachers had departed on their rickety scooters, and everyone was a lot more relaxed.
So far, my first day of class was an eye-opener. It was disappointing that I was the only one "dressed" for the occasion. I had a classmate named Tolstoy.
First things first. Before starting at a new institution of learning, one requires items like books, writing utensils, a mini-tape recorder, and in the case of P.S.G., a set of uniforms.
Culture Shock: a state of anxiety and confusion experienced by someone upon encountering an alien environment. It certainly felt like I was on Mars. The heat was oppressive.
So we come to the end of my youth in America.
My family was big into "Indian functions" around this period of my life. My dad was president of the Kerala Association of Greater Washington. My mother was on the committee for the Washington, D.C.
I remember it quite vividly. I was upstairs in my parents bedroom watching TGIF (oh come on!!. you know you did too once upon a time!!!). Full House was on.
Greetings and Salutations. Hi everybody (or nobody seeing as how no one yet knows I'm doing this opuss thing.) Why opuss you ask.
Your sitting in spanish and the spanish teacher starts talking really fast. Then she looks at you. And your like....what?.
Leaked emails this week revealed Syrian Dictator Bashar al-Assad's iTunes playlist.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as...
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
There's a guy having an affair with a mans wife, the two are right in the middle when they hear a car pull into the driveway. "Get out!" The wife yelled.
The F on my paper was the least of my worries. I had bigger problems to deal with, like John getting gum in my hair, and me, stupidly, trying to cut it put myself. Fail.
And He invented Man; And everything in Heaven and Earth; Except contraception, dinosaurs and gays. ~ Mark 4:13.
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto. The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.
Thursday evenings are very routine. Lock my laptop up nice and tidy in my disheveled bottom drawer at the office. Shut down the lights and head to my therapy ...
Coming home from school with his mother, one crisp December afternoon, Sammy was delighted to see that a letter was waiting for him.
Coming home from school with his mother, one crisp December afternoon, Sammy was delighted to see that a letter was waiting for him.
Het was ochtend en met wat gehaast opstaan was het toch gelukt om te vroeg op het schoolplein aan te komen.
Tim disappeared on Monday, after lunch. "Where is he now?" his mother was worried. "Turn off Wi-Fi router and he'll go out.".
I was looking for something to do the other day, so I started walking along the beach. Soon after I set out, I saw a sine that pointed to a place where I could get tan.