Cost Of Living
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living..
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Politics
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?.
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Shocked
When I was born I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year..
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So True ^_^
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. ~Kevin James.
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I Love B.C Quotes
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~Bill Cosby.
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Smart Man
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ~Albert Einstein.
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Fired Up
It's prohibidado. I say that because that's how unique and not allowed it is..
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Insanity
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein.
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Everywhere I Go
It's beginning to look too much like Christmas. - twitter.
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Quote
Money is honey my little sonny and a rich man's joke is always funny..
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems - Dan Castellaneta..
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From Skyrim XD
I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee. ~Whiterun Guard I didn't realize how big of a worldwide joke this has turned into until tonight lol.
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Quote: Reality TV
"Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the shit out of gay divorce court.".
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Gym
I have a gym in my house. The thing is, though, I’m only trying to live longer so I can eat more cheese and drink more wine. ~Ricky Gervais.
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Hehe
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. ~Jack Handey.
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I Wonder...
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America. ~Author Unknown.
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Vampires
They suck..
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Don't Screw With The Pussy!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. --- Mark Twain.
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^_^
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. ~author unknown.
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Success
If at first you don't succeed, return to bed with a packet of hobnobs. Subsequently, endeavour to consume the entire packet of aforementioned hobnobs with a singular receptacle of tea.
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Rapping To Nice Things
Why can’t rappers just say nice things. Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.".
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Racist Colors
You can see a black object in a white room with no windows but u cant see a white object in a black room with no windows,color is so Racist..
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Meow
The cat meow, as the notification sound, is one of the creepiest things I have experienced in my entire life..
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