Put A Cork In It
A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
Poor Reflection
My spirits dipped when I saw that Mrs. Hasell had entered the shop. She was a regular customer, but by no means a valued one.
Monday Morning
Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet meatball strip steak turkey flank shankle sirloin shank pork loin, drumstick chicken meatloaf short ribs. Pork chop bresaola ground round shank.
10 Years
"10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash"
-- source unknown.