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There are two types of people. Those who fold and those who bunch. Then there's those who wrap, but to me, that's the same as folding..
Hmm you read this and you think... why am i reading this . this is not interesting .. but you still read it .. you actually want to hit that ❤ icon above ..
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these.
I never realized the word 'bed' looks like a bed..
Estas mas salía que la chinchirri, que le echaron un saco mindas y no dejo ni el ataero..
Eres mas bruto que un bocadillo de bellotas, sin pelar..
Eres mas basto que una cortina cepas.
Eres más fino quel pellejo una mierda..
That awkward moment when your pet is looking right at you when you're naked....
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times..
I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum, 'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!.
Saying that Java is better because it works on all platforms is like saying Anal sex is better because it works on all genders..
I stepped on a cornflake... Now... i'm a cereal killer!!!.
Define colossal : your ass..
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned..
"You know you're old when you've paid your HECS debt off" ... me "No, you know your education was worth it when you've paid your HECS debt off." ... Lauren.
"Fish is practically a vegetable".