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In the jungle there was once this elephant and a snake. They had a bitter rivalry about who was smarter. So the wise owl (who was their arbitrator) set each of them up with a test.
Okay so I came up with this when I was about 6 but I still ❤ it!.
There's a whale in my house, In my bathroom to be precise. I struggle to find some space, This isn't really nice. This whale has taken lodging, It has refused to move.
So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.
Screamo vs bunny rabbits Of that they shouldnt make a habbit Fighting to the death In an arena soaked in meth The screamo screamed and the bunny bunnied If you watch it on TV it will be sugar coated,...
Adventures beneath cover deal energetic feet. Great hind iguanas jingle kiwis lemons and melons. Neat oranges place quietly,respectively and safely.
Two brooms hanging in a cupboard and were having a chat and decided to get married They arrived at the church the bridebroom looking gorgeous in a long flowing bridebroom's dress and the...
One sunny night 2 dead boys started a fight They fired their sords Then drew their pistols. Luckly a deaf police man heard the comotion But acadently drowned them In a dried up ditch.
If the world was hell,. Your nanny would be Joseph Kony,. The only ship would be the Titanic,. Osama Bin Laden would come back from the dead and be in charge of the Nobel Peace Prize,.
Omg the 'hero' vets had gone mad. How could I stop them. Why had they turned bad.
Once upon a time there was a penguin called Bob III. He was fat and moved as fast as a snail, so he usually got the S41 bus. He could only waddle as long as he had his Segway in case he got stuck.
Everywhere I looked there were owls in vans I even saw one doing doughnuts for his fans Run away quick.
Challenge set by @eddie12309 There was a girl called poppy Who really was quite soppy Whenever she walked in the grass and it tickled her ass She would lay a golden egg plopped from between her...
Want to write something amazing but I have no ideas... So... I shall write about my dream. Sam (My brother) and I live in a little green tent, that is behind our house, in the middle of the road.
Math test: A farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots- what is the probability that his mothers name is Leslie.
My mate Eddie is mild and meek Goes to football and then he'd streak Eddie had a plan you see To get his nob in full HD The referee would give a toot There'd be Ed in birthday suit But Eddie's...
The epidemic had gone sailing past Leaving a sense of serenity And Wonky Bill didn't no where to go to next, Crazies like spontaneity.
My name is gaz. Fresh and clean like daz. Demanding respect. With wit and intellect. People stop and look. Cause I'm reading my book. On 17th century poetry. In motion under my oak tree.
There's a place you know Where the crazeeeees go After their fill of Craziville A place for all crazeeeees to chill..welcome to Laziville It really gets exhausting you know Being fruit loop, and...
Dalek Flirtation Dalek 1: IS THAT A LASER ATTACHMENT IN YOUR ARMOURY UNIT OR IS MAKING CONTACT PLEASURABLE. Dalek 2: ..... (Zap. KABLAAM.
Commuter Crocodiles have come, But there was no warning drum, I was just sitting at Waterloo, Waiting for my cuppa to brew, When he swaggered across the platform, Umbrella under one arm, still wet...
We've seen so much as we explore, But there is yet still so much more; Let's press on further, if you agree, Around the Magnificent Maniacal Menagerie...
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock.
Pretty funny lol 16+ tho lol. Who would have thought it after all the sadness saw fit what would make me laugh the hardest would be a piece of shit.