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Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas. A red jellyfish..
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight. Sir Loin!.
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Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper. A. "Rough rough"..
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Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs. A: To trip low flying canaries..
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Are shellfish warm. No they're clammy!.
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class ip. - A: To a mewseum..
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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake. You can make a pet out of a snake!.
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals. A guard dog!.
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What dog wears contact lenses. A cock-eyed spaniel!.
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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business. A: Try Sara's Tops.
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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon. Melon-collie!.
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What makes a glow worm glow. A light meal!.
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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get. Milk and quackers!.
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire. Dracowla!.
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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant. When it's a baby elephant!.
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Where do birds meet for coffee. In a nest-cafe!.
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What goes "Clip". A one legged horse!.
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What is a mosquito's favorite sport. Skin-diving!.
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What subject are snakes good at school. Hiss-tory!.
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What do you call a pig thief. A hamburglar!.
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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill. He was a little shoat..
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What is the biggest ant in the world. An elephant!.
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What kind of doctors are like spiders. Spin doctors!.
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