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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board. Its difficult to open the legs of an ironing board..
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up separate trees.
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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head. A: A Space Invader..
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3 Blondes
3 blondes walk into a building, you thought 1 of them would have noticed..
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive. A: Her ankles..
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Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW. A: Divorcee..
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Q: What do you call a brunette and 4 sexy blondes on a corner. A: You don't, you see if you've got 4 condoms.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly. A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads..
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb.
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Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores. A. Open 24 hours a day..
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Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet. A: Her dog was blind too..
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money. A. She sold her car for it.
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Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk. A: The cow fell on her..
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Against Blonde Jokes
Even though I'm a brunette, I'm against blonde jokes. I found a joke which is quite funny: Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes.
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Only 3 Doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
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Blonde Hamster
Friend: My hamster hasn't moved in ages... Blonde: Maybe it's hibernating..
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Blonde Joke
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ...
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Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a blonde's favorite destination. A: Silicon Glen.
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Blonde
Blonde and her boyfriend were watching the news.
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Blonde Journey
Dad: so, all the houses for sale in Italy are all really great. Blonde: yessss!. Dad: ...except they're all something like 3 hours away from the nearest airport. Blonde: so....
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Blonde Cash
A brunette murders her neighbour, and a blonde walks in on her during the act. The brunette hands the blonde £200 and asks the blonde to not tell anyone.
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Never See Football With A Blonde
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
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Lawyer vs Blonde
So this lawyers on a long train journey and is sitting next to a blonde. Deciding to waste some of the time, the lawyer proposes a game.
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Bomb
A blonde and a red head are having a fight. It gets so bad that they use weapons. The blonde throughs a grenade at the red head. The red head picks it up, takes the pin out and chucks it back!.
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