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Never in my life, Have I felt such pain. Oh it’s terrible. It’s driving me insane. It's like a bullet, Has driven me through. Feels like a knife has, Split me in two.
Once upon a time there was a bold brave knight named Brandonist Maximus he could defeat any other knight who dared cross his path.
(I dont like this song :).) It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. (Are we?) Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
Well my dad finally got home after about 30 minutes. I couldn't wait to find out the secrets my dad was hiding from me. And eat that pizza. I fly down the stairs and around the corner into the...
#opussweeklychallenge My shuffle came up with 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen. The opening line is 'I threw a wish in a well'.
Inventor: "I have this new concept contraption that I wish to present to you." Entrepreneur: "And what is this device called?" Inventor: "It is called... THE iPOW.
No offence to religious people but if you saw him you would stop in your tracks too. True story Now I believe in the return of The Lord.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, 'I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class.
Aizen's tea party After a tea party between Aizen, Tousen, Gin and the Espadas, they returned to their apartments, penthouses on the roof of Las Noches.
Cyril watched anxiously as his mother inspected the gift. She was a wizened old woman of seventy-three, with a tongue sharp as a needle and a temper strong as an ox.
(But a different one to the last one of her storys i put up (fennie tryed to do it before but there was no wierless so im doing it now)) Some people say that if you hear a banshee screem some one...
By Miscellaneous My dear friend Gemma Doyle knows how I tend to take forever to give her some material to put on here.
I ran into a tall bush. Have I lost her. Have I lost my ferocious, evil teacher. I waited, anxiously. Surely, she must have got lost in the woods, miles behind. Or so I thought. "Riley Beetrotter.
A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male. "What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.
1. make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public. 2. hire two private investigators. het them to follow each orher. 3. wear shirt that says life. hand out lemmons on a street corner. 4.
I thought I'd see if I could rap A white guy rapping. Why not dance tap. I think I'd do better present wrapping. But fuck it, Here goes nothing.
"The start of a friendship" It had been three weeks since I first met Ramona. I was amazed by how quickly she caught on. Now she could describe all kinds of things and even tell a few jokes.
So three girls were on a road trip: a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. The three girls get pulled over by the cops. The red heads finds a bag of cats and hides in it.
"Why. Your voice is amazing." "No it's not stop lying." "I'm not.
I don't know if it's a sign of alcoholism or just how mental I am.... Tidying up around my bed, going towards the back - in between the chest of drawers and the wall - I found a bottle of wine.
Chapter 2 - sorry only a short chapter The ambulance arrived 5 minutes later after I had a silly little fight with dad, paramedics came and put mum on a stretcher and another took the baby, "hang on.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.
I've got a guitar for my birthday, but I don't know how to play I hope it's as easy as my harmonica, I learned that in a day It looks so cool, with its Union Jack But when I play it, the sound is...
I'm sry but I just had to post these, don't take offense plz. My friend told me then and she's blonde, so ya.... A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.