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Bendermann stares at Sheldon for a moment, meanwhile the cat is motionless. SHELDON That's a well trained cat. Bendermann's is losing his cool and his face is turning red.
Alcohol is good for your brain. Here's how: There is a herd of Buffalo running away from a pack of vicious tigers that are heading at them.
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven...
Bendermann stares at Sheldon for a moment, meanwhile the cat is motionless. SHELDON That's a well trained cat. Bendermann's is losing his cool and his face is turning red.
Bendermann stares at Sheldon for a moment, meanwhile the cat is motionless. SHELDON That's a well trained cat. Bendermann's is losing his cool and his face is turning red.
I look in the mirror and I see a toad. I don't want to but there it is. A pale, hairy toad with a miserable look on its face.
One morning, Cyril the shopkeeper was setting up shop for the day when as soon as he opened the door, a guy in a gimp suit chucked a gas canister into the shop and ran in.
Once upon a time there was a cow called Daisy. Now, it's very important that you know Daisy had a very rare disease called vampire clinicalism, more commonly know as Renfield Syndrome.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar.
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
At the stroke of nine, the moon began to shine. All was well in Bill's town, except for news that really casted a frown.