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If you've nothing to hide You have nothing to fake, Nothing to fear, And so giants will quake. Mountains will bow, Valleys rise up To meet your commands, No, nothing's too much.
#religion #prayerhands Know yourself better, forget your name. Let go your ego, quit from the game. Take a vacation out of your skin. Travel to heaven, all is within.
Tom and his friend Brian were working on the renovation of our cottage when he wrote this for me, there is more than a grain of truth in it .
On a new estate in England, somewhere in Milton Keynes, Mother went out shopping, for brie, baguettes and beans.
Tom wrote this poem for his little grandson: What will you do in your life little one Will you pick up the ball and run and run Will you pick up the ball and run.
Kneeling, keening softly, pleas In her own Gethsemane Tucked away, hardly seen In streets so tough and cold and mean, A little plot in St. Mary's lap.
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession.
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!.
A young lad went to his father and asked the difference between Theoretically and RealisticallyThe father thought and said "Well son go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a...
And on the 8th day God invented an orgasm So a woman could moan even though she is happy.
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER !!"And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
Computer for the children Computer for the home Computer for the office Computer for the clone. Computer credit rating Computer sends the bill Computer counts the voting Computer works the till.
This is another favourite of mine as its very easy to make. Set the oven to 180 c Use a 7inch tin, lined with baking parchment and greased.
Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.
Women; Three weeks before; Book hair, nail, eyebrow appointmentBuy hair colourSearch e-bay for new outfitLook at your womanly physique in the mirror...
I was travelling home at 2.00am when I was stopped by the police, he asked where I was going so I explained I was on the way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,...
Walk her into the room Shackle her wrists in old iron chains Cover her head in water Tear off her clothes Kneel her before the alter Force her to pray To an imaginary conscience Mention not her...
>Why I am Divorced?>>Last week wasmy birthday>>I went downstairs for breakfast>hoping my husband would bepleasant and say,>'Happy Birthday!',>and possibly have a small present forme.>>As it turned...
The wife asked me what i was doing on the computer, I said "looking for cheap flights", and she got all excited, Which is odd, as i never knew she had an interest in darts.
A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree.
A group of girlfriends, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.