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About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to..
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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers. Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!.
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A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as the only hope. She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I need some money. I'm going to lose my house as well.
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Why are hamburgers essential to football. Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!.
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What is a hamburger's favorite story. Hansel and Gristle!.
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink. Gravi-tea!.
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice. Why. Do I look like one?.
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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
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Question: What does mummy hen call her baby. Answer: Eggs-tra special.
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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music. They're often found at the Metropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!.
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What do you call two rows of cabbages. A dual cabbageway!.
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The other day, it was my turn to prepare dinner, so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables. She came back rather upset.
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What do you eat at a church supper. Hymn-burgers!.
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road. Answer: Because the rooster egged her on..
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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball. He throws four meatballs!.
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What happens when two burgers fall in love. They live together in holy meaimony!.
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Gummy Bears
My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing they can't fight back when you bite their heads off..
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[read out loud] Two peanuts walked down the street and one was a salted..
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Waffles
A person which loves not, likes not and wants not a waffle may burn in hell - WaffleGod.
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Strawberrys is my drug & coffie....
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Sunday Roast
I can feel it all around, Only on Sunday can it be found. Lazy television and Sunday roast, The only day of while these can boast. We've got the family all here, All the men drinking beer.
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My Lunch
A candy bar. A piece of cake. A lollipop. A chocolate shake. A jelly donut. Chocolate chips. Some gummy worms and licorice whips. A candy cane. A lemon drop. Some bubblegum and soda pop.
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A Day
To start the day It's breakfast food You'll liven up Get in the mood Dinner time arrives Oh so slow Grab a bite A sausage roll Later on You'll feel hungry Yes that's right It's time for tea...
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