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The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches..
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I'm not saying I am batman. I am just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room..
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No matter how fast you run, the serial killer will always walk faster..
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Christmas is a time when most want to be elsewhere from where they are. #christmas.
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip ones are the main reason I have trust issues!.
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I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug..
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Right
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left..
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Don't worry, your stuff is also retro. It's a just a matter of time..
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Hand Dryers
I love the hand dryers that are so powerful that they rip your skin off and simultaneously cause a power cut..
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My vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm..
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Irrelevant
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant -random pic I saw just now.
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Line Up...
Okay everybody, line up alphabetically in order of height... ~Quote by Carly Stengel (I think).
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The Failed Stfu Truck
|^^^^^^^^^^^\||____ | The STFU Truck |||""'|""\__,_ | _____________ l||__|__|__|) ...|(@)@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**|(@).
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Hope This Works :/
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OWEL
,___, [O.o] /)__) -"--"-.
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(￣(工)￣) bears are AWESOME !!!!.
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Me: *relaxing* Bird: *crashes into my window* Me: God is playing Angry Birds. (...) therefore... God thinks I'm a pig..
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Chuck Norris swam across the Sahara desert..
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How to kill a Spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down..
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My Quotes In High School
R.E:"What does rpe mean. OMG we have religious rape" Maths:"Just give me a minute.
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Funny quotes of me
"WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Nah I'm just kidding we're going to be fine,except that one crazy guy over there." "Here is some advice for my future boyfriend, whoever he may be.
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I have CDO. It is exactly like OCD except all of the letters are in alphabetical as they should be..
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iPhone's Favorite Football Team
What's the iPhones favorite football team. The Chargers. :P.
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You know we've completely fucked the world when we have to start buying fake plants..
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