Attention Span
I have a hundred apps and use five..
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Binary Code
11 things to remember in binary: 1. Binary is Base 2 10. Only 0s and 1s are used 11. 0=off and 1=on.
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awkward.
Those times your sat down and you desperately need the loo and can't be bothered to go, and when you eventually can be bothered, you wet yourself while you're getting up. -awkward-.
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Neutrino In A Bar
The bar man said "Hey, we do not serve your kind here." A neutrino walks into a bar..
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Where's Uranus?
One day John went up to his wife and said can I see Uranus . His wife said where's Uranus . At the top of your legs ur anus.
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Dear google. Please stop behaving like my wife. Allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing/suggesting..
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Untitled
A girl who washes her hair with bicarbonate of soda tells her brother that she does so. Her brother asks her why. She responds "I like to get back to basics.".
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Untitled
The bar was walked into by the passive voice..
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Gamer Insults
If you want to insult a gamer, don't call them an idiot or a lady dog or a wet slipper. Just call them a n00b and there you go. They are insulted for their entire life..
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Science
Evolution is just a theory.... Well so is gravity but I don't see you jumping out of buildings.
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Why was the atom in hysterics. Because part-tickles....
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Rhetorical Question...
What's another word for Thesaurus?.
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Untitled
There are 10 types of people who understand binary, those that do and those that don't..
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Love and Math
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
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My Dad is so bad with computers, he could cause an error message on an abacus..
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My friend says I'm addicted to video games. I'm not!. I just can't stop playing. .
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Like If This Makes Sense
Blocksx face* If the countries were to fall off earth, What country would fall first . -----) ----------) ------) Greece . Ba doom tis*.
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Grammatically Correct
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo - Buffalo buffalo buffalo..
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Bananas
What did one banana say to the other banana whilst robbing a bank ................ We gotta spilt. X.
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Science Joke
Your really good at science. Maybe one day you'll make a cure for being a dork..
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Infinity & Beyond
If infinity is the biggest possible number, the furthest possible place, the absolute maximum; where is it actually that Buzz Lightyear is planning to go?.
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Pokémon
How do you get Pikachu on a bus. Poke him on.
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In Science Class...
"Mr. Ellingson, did you know Uranus is a gas giant?".
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Meows of Valor
The Opuss notification sound is really starting to grow on me..!!.
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