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Hmmm. What should I write. Hmmm..................................After doing lots of thinking I decided to write nothing.....
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I played a game of frisbe, i watched the frisbe come close to me and thought 'why does the frisbe get bigger when it gets closer to me' Then it hit me..
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Hank
Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos. I said Cheetos. Ch-ch-ch sound. Virtually impossible to confuse Cheetos with Fritos it seems to me. Where are you going?.
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Bright Side
Always look on the bright side of life. Key words: • Look • Bright side • Life.
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A Thought At Bedtime
If this night should be my last I really should have drunk champagne for my bedtime drink rather than warm milk..
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Alpha Channel
Ma se metto una PNG trasparente come sfondo all'iPhone, dici che veda dentro. -R. Fasan.
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The Girl Rule
Love me now, you'll avoid the queue..
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A laugh is a smile that bursts.
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Don't die it's bad for you :D.
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Famous People
You can say anything and sound smart if you quote a famous person - Albert Einstein.
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All us girls have a butch side...mine came out today as I rolled up my sleeves and ran round the house with a tea towel attacking a fly..
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Awkward
That awkward moment when you thought you did something but in fact you only did it in your mind only.
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Don't take this the wrong way: the Bible.
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Favorite Quote
Always forgive your enemys Because nothing will anoy them more Oscar wilde.
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When I'm Mad...
When I'm mad at my mom, I don't scream I hate you or slam the door. I just go and flick on and off the light switch. That's right, raise that bitches electricity bill -famoussayings.
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Alphabet Writing
A Boy Came Down Eating Fries. Going Home In a Hurry. Just Kidding. Luke Moves Nothing Out of Place Questioning Reasons Saying, "To Umbrellas, Very Well done. Xylophone. Yes. Zylophone.
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Blue
"If you're feeling blue try painting yourself a different colour" Hannah Cheaton.
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No Message Intended
There was an old riddle that stated that the longest word in the English language is "smiles" simply because there is a "mile" between the first and last letter.
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If you sext, do you get a phoner?.
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Don't you just hate it when wifi goes down!!. I feel naked without the Internet.
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Eating Again?!
I just want to eat, Please let me eat, I must eat, I have to eat. I don't care about my diet, Nevermind the diet, Who cares about the diet, Screw the diet.
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"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do. We swim swim swim" -Dory .
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Good Question
There's so many things you can do with your mouth, so why waste it on talking?.
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Rob Brydon's Welsh SatNav
(On QI, Series 7 Episode 4.) Rob Friends of mine back in Wales, quite a few of them, have got Welsh . . . It's not a famous voice, but it's a Welsh sat nav, which basically goes, you know . .
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