Something Rank
I'll now tell you a tale And I will be frank Something is amiss For, the rankings are rank.
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Copy Paste Send, Make This The End
Everything I post is from my own head, Most thought of from the confines of my bunk bed, But what annoys me, and others, no end, Are those who copy, paste, and then send. What is the point.
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Copy Cat Chronicles
It was a dark day as Detective Carlton Cuse wearily wandered into his latest crime scene. From the front door he could see one of the rooms cordoned off with yellow police tape.
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Thank You. Forever.
I have to say, When I'm feeling blue, Opuss, my friend, I rely on you. All the kittens are trusting, They know what to say, And the 'meow' of my iPod, Makes the pain go away.
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The Wisdom Of Lee
I'll ask the question, Why leelee, Does your profile pic, Have a death star tree. Your clever twists, And such wise words, Make us follow you, In greater herds.
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This just popped into my mind when I saw my brother on Facebook: If Facebook was closed down, you could probably hear never ending screams of sadness, and there would be people on the street shoving...
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Do The Whizzle
© ZuperZed Feeling happy, start to whizzle. Great day so far, that's fo shizzle. Try to ruin it if you dare. Raining outside. I don't care. Log on to Opuss to tell my friends.
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Hi There
Hi there. My name is Bethany Woodward. You might be new to my Opuss page. Please take a look at my poems and blogs. :) I live in England and I'm a nerdfighting, meowing grammar Nazi.
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YOLO
I had an epiphany today. YOLO is said in an excuse to everything. There is nothing you can't say it to.
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Internet Prowling
I can be anything. Trolla-lola-lol. I can't stop typing. I think I'm too excited. Trolla-lola-lol. I have just been invited. Trolla-lola-lol. to troll dot com. A world where I belong.
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The Opuss Pack
The Opus pack. You have the alpha male: @SmellyFingers - Cos hes the boss. The beta male: @Stablish - Cos when Mr fingers is busy, Stablish steps up.
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DISAGREE
Please don't leave a comment Unless you completely agree with me I have written something on Opuss That which everyone can see Your opinion doesn't matter much Because it differs from what I say And...
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Opuss Haterz!!
A poem for Opuss Idiots. You sit and make comments with nothing nice to say. We dont care for your negativity So stay the hell away. We have better things to write & stuff to do.
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Overbearing Pride, The Practice Of
Now as far as my understanding goes, we’re all made of the same essential bits and bobs, so by default no-one should be better than anyone purely on status or reputation, right. NO.
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Social Networking, The Art Of
Whilst engaging in my routine Monday internet mince about, I stumbled upon the teachings of Dr. A.
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Haters And Trolls
A lot of post recently have been...well bitching for want of a better word, about how "haters" are ruining their experience of Opuss.
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The Internet And Individuality
One question that I've been musing over recently is whether or not you can maintain your own sense of personal identity in the modern day and age.
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A Little Advice About Your Advice.
Every time I read the comments on someone's writing expressing the slightest sorrow or remorse, and its filled with people offering flawed logic and faceless shoulders to cry on, it fills me with...
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Follow Me, Follow You (oh-Yaa)
Tongue in cheek parady to Abba's Knowing me, Knowing You song. No more original content Top post your after Reading through an empty mind, why. Just try.
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Just Leave... Or Don't...
If you write a goodbye-opuss because some haters are bullying you, than - just go. Or - stay, but delete it.
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Petty People
I was quite saddened to read earlier that someone who I was following has decided not to opuss again, because certain people are giving her grief because she posts jokes that she has read on the...
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Opinion
We are free to express ourselves but we do not have to show anger or superiority . We must read well . I said we should refrain from telling blonde jokes that may offend blondes on opuss.
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RIP Opuss
An albeit beautiful, but copy and pasted Bob Marley quote that took little effort in finding and even less effort to post - 992 "likes".
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THE Game.
Those of you who know of the game- ha. You just lost the game. Those of you unaware of this life-ruining yet light hearted game, I will elaborate.
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