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How do you make a goldfish age. Take out the "g".
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Popsicle Stick Jokes
What kind of ball doesn't bounce??. A snowball!!!.
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What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument. The knife has a point..
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Popsicle Stick Jokes
Where does a baby cow go to eat?. A calf-eteria!!.
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Stand Up
A new teacher on her fist day tries to make use of her psychology course. So she asks " if u think u are dumb stand up." two minutes later a little boy stands up.
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Snowman
One Day i made a snowman as tall as he could be, I thought i'd be so kind and let him sleep with me, I gave him some pyjamas and a pillow for his head, last night the snowman vanished and wet the...
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Walk Of Shame
The walk of shame when you have to go and pick up something that you tried to throw in the bin, but missed..
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YOLT You Only Live Twice Believe in reincarnation.
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Joke
My brother burnt all my mr men books last night. No more mr nice guy..
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If You Don't Understand It, Read It Out-loud...
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. ~ You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!.
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Amazing Asians:
NO matter how amazing you are at something , there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better... .
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Dreams&Inspirations
When I was younger, our class was asked; 'What do you want to be when your older?'. Most replied with 'An astronaut, or a famous singer, or a ballerina'. I replied with 'Well how should I know that?'.
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Gravity
When my mum used to ask why my clothes were on the floor of my room I would always say "gravity, mum. It's gravity.".
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Lol
There were 3 men in a bar.One sang me me me.Another sang knife and fork knife and fork.Another sang she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop.Then a policeman walked in and...
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Trouble
There where 3 boys one called trouble another called manners the last called mind you'r own business and that where playing hide and seek trouble was counting manners was hiding in the tree and mind...
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Are We There Yet?
Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: no Kids: are we at home yet. dad: NO. Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: if you two ask one more time I'm turning this car around. Kids: are we at home yet.
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock Who's there I don't know I don't knock who I just told you I don't know a joke.
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Dear Parents
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Alladin Snow White lived alone with 7 men Pinnochio was a liar Robin Hood was a theif Tarzan walked about with no clothes on A stranger...
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You're 14 and quitting smoking. How inspiring..
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Doc Shaw
How do you make a tissue dance. Put a little bogie in it.
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Funny
If I had an hour to live I'd spend it at school because it would feel like an eternity..
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Ginger Joke
Why did the ginger kid cross the road. He didn't. He stayed in the middle to commit suicide ;).
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Baby
Baby's only cry when ugly people hold then lmfao!!k.
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Hilarious kid Joke
A kid had to learn his ABC as homework. He asked his mum who was on the phone, "Muum, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" "Shut up." she said.
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