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naaviie

A Tipple

Take a tipple with me, End up down on one knee, Just one drink, To make you think, The real me you'll ne'er see..

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Julygirl125

Drawing

I draw well for a very young age My pencil prances across the page With a splace of green I make a scene This is my life offstage.

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syazman

A Chicken, 6 Ducks And 2 Yaks

There lived in a house by the tracks, A chicken, 6 ducks and 2 yaks, They made such a noise, Like schoolboys with new toys, When a train choo-chooed by on the tracks.

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33Guetta78

My Dog Called Jerry

There once was a dog called Jerry Who ate his food with a cherry It looked up and said You have nothing in your head Next time he ate hid food with berry.

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33Guetta78

Cat In The Hat

There once was a cat who had a hat He get a little fat Now the had doesn't fit And he's in the s*it Then he exploded how wierd was that.

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BlackKnight

A Limerick

There once was a fox, Who lived in a box, But lost his house, It was stolen by a mouse, Now the poor little fox is living in a sock..

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Julygirl125

Dancing

I decided to do a lil' dance, Across the room I did prance If I did a split, I'd sure be a hit. But instead I ripped through my pants!.

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littleone

Old Joe's Disaster.

There was an old farmer called Joe, Who owned neither scythe nor hoe. He wasted away, Watched the Simpsons all day, Only pausing to say "Doe!" Old Joe's wife was Cat. She was known to be rather fat.

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nikujagagirl

@yowwa

There once was a fella named yowwa. Who rocked Opuss with his awesome writing power. A loyal friend, will be there 'till the end. I know this sucks but please don't glower!.

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MelchiorJ13

Miffed

#emotion #annoyance One is officially thrift, So, obviously, very miffed, At the way you require, To see us desire, So you can say "Pish, posh and spiffed." I am a Brit, you many agree, Some think...

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Georgiastar

Money

I was so happy to be given money, Yet when it's taken it's not so funny, My sister grins, My money she wins, All because I ate all the honey.

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LeahLovesEC

Lava (Sorry Its Not That Good)

Lava goes up it goes down, Getting steamy as it goes around "I wonder.." began Claire, "Would it burn my hair?" As her hair turned brown.

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nikujagagirl

Fellow Opussians,

Fellow Opussians, I'm sorry to say, I don't feel like posting much today. I've tried with all my strength and might. But I can't think of anything good to write. I think I'll just watch anime..

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guinieapiggies26

Joy

Joy is like a newborn baby. It can be unpredictable at times. You never know when joy will give you strength and happiness. There Is alot more joy can do. Joy....

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Nom

Fruity Fart

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missymoo33

Untitled

#household In a fish tank bar in Hull The ladies were out on the pull The Codfather fancied his chances The ladies denied his advances as they found him so terribly dull..

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blindsilence

Limerick, Munster

#household There was once a man who spoke dansk. Who ate at every chance. He ate a big poo. And flushed it down the loo. A shit limerick but for fish tank(s)?..

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Platypus

Pirate Trevor

#household I once knew a pirate named Trevor, To rob people's ships was his endeavour, As for his fish tank, He made that walk the plank, And the fish's head he did sever.

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ZephyrForza

Roran

There once was a fellow called Roran. He left town cause they all thought him boring He got in a battle, His teeth got a good rattle, And when he returned they weren't able to ignore him. #limerick...

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Oppsrev

Limerick

Courtesy of Harry Hill. There was an old man of Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing He saw on the door 'Please do not spit on the floor' So he stood up and spat on the ceiling..

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MelchiorJ13

Shadow On The Wall

Shadow on the wall, Painted dark and tall, Blackened veil, Not a trail, When you come to fall..

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brownowl2012

Mouse

#household - threshold A mouse in my bedsit of old, Had grown to be terribly bold. Across my threshold it ran, But I'm not a fan, So I chucked it back out in the cold. ©brownowl2012.

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