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There was once a little old lady who every tuesday walked up to her local café for a hot chocolate and a Kitkat. Last Tuesday she got her Kitkat and hot chocolate as usual, and paid at the till.
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is bang on the door. He turns over and looks at his alarm clock, and it's four in the morning.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a coke because he's driving tonight, The bar tender points to a guy slumped over a table and replies I'll give it you for free if you'll take him home.
I watched a 3d movie in the cinema last night and was really enjoying myself when I noticed a figure looming over me. I thought it was part of the whole 3d experience thing so I said "Wow.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
There is a barbershop in London. The new girl offers to shut up shop, for all the other girls working there have a party to attend.
A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut.
I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
There where 3 boys one called trouble another called manners the last called mind you'r own business and that where playing hide and seek trouble was counting manners was hiding in the tree and mind...
Julie was a schoolgirl. Fredrick; he was not. The day he went in the girl's loos, was the day that he forgot. The girls, they did not like it, They began to scream and shout.
Absolute classic (remember the Italian accent when you read!) One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big hotel. In a morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
Shamus asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...
It wasn't funny anymore.the laughing and joking stopped hours ago,no this was definatley serios.I was alone with my BFF and my ex boyfriend,locked in a cuboard .
A kid had to learn his ABC as homework. He asked his mum who was on the phone, "Muum, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" "Shut up." she said.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are camping in a forest. When they get hungry, the ginger goes off to get food. They come back with a deer over their shoulder.
Suggestive humour ;) read on The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.