Tracy's A Hoe
#zipandzong Zip and Zong were back in space flying to planet Earth Zong had gone into labour and was about to give alien birth 'We need to find an earth mother, to help us with our plight' 'Lets...
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#zipandzong Zip and Zong were back in space flying to planet Earth Zong had gone into labour and was about to give alien birth 'We need to find an earth mother, to help us with our plight' 'Lets...
Love, whether you are a child or an adult, is the most magical experience that one can ever hope to have.
I don't know what to say When all you do is play Banana in your hair You really don't have a care You have toys galore All over the floor When they become a bore You just collapse and snore...
My little princess is not feeling well. Started a fever and she looks very ill. She brightens our day with her dances and smiles. But now she is too tired to even stay awake for a while.
Bouncing on the bed on top of me I was supposed to be having a lie in until nine o three Try to say sorry by bringing me tea Not good enough mate, there's kiddies on me "Pile up" you shout quite...
I'll wrap you in the gentlest loving arms I'll keep you safe from all the worlds harms I'll be the one to wipe and soothe your tears I'll help you to grab life overcoming your fears I'll be by your...
When I have a kid, we say after a fight as a child, I won't make her eat her vegetables, I'll let her eat sweets all day, and give her all she wants.
ok so today i havent done anything apart from wrap a couple of presents for my boyfriend, its his birthday in the morning. not even sure if his gonna like what i got him. fingers crossed he does.
Wednesday was an awful day I'm not gonna pretend it was any other way Trying to control that temper of mine Wasn't working...all was not fine For some reason all the kids were gits Woke up branded...
Daylight robbery that's what it is A trip to the cinema with just one kid Get in before five and pay less Driving like a mad woman, what stress 50p cheaper just for me No concession for the kiddie,...
Having a mental block on what to write about today so thought I'd write about my day, not expecting anyone to even read it just feel the want to write.
The first grandchild is Shannon So graceful and tall She's sixteen now Never a problem at all. The second girl is Amie Like her mum a born rebel But she has a good heart And full of love as well.
Whenever there is a tiny thing, Like no juice after 5pm, or no Wii-ing, Like its getting late, no more time left to play, He'll scream "THIS IS MY ABSOLUTELY MOST RUBBISH DAY!!!" I try to reason,...
She knows that she can't hide from him. No matter where she goes or how she change he will aways find her. Never stopping.
Oh I wish I could have a duvet day. And stay in bed all warm. Read my books and magazines. And sleep til I no longer yawn. But alas my boy needs to go to school. And my baby needs to play.
I am on a beach, The warm sand between my toes. I hear waves crash on the shore, I smell the salt through my nose. I have a daughter, Tara. Black hair and green eyes. High cheek bones like her mother.
Well this is my first post and to be honest i have no idea what to write about. I guess i can talk about myself for a bit to let you in on some of my "secrets".
Hello my name is Martin and I'm an alco... No wait.. Wrong place.. Yeah so um... I'm pretty f*cking awesome if I do say so myself.. Lol I'm 27 but still look about 16..
It wasn't the usually sunny blue sky day today. It was grey, bleak, the rains of autumn were upon us. Good weather for the ducks, raining cats and dogs and other clichés.
They make you laugh, They make you cry, But before you, They shouldn't die. Yet it still happens, In places poor, Where death is knocking, In their door.
Hello fellow Opussians I know a few others have done this, but I would like to follow suit.
First of all writing something like this is completely out of character, this is for two reasons. 1. I'm a stereotypical male who never shows his feelings to his friends. 2.
Be proud of who you are, you are a being made from two, they will be the most proud of you despite your failures they will think the best of you even if you dont try and they will find you the most...
Mum, mum. It's not fair. Your sooooo mean. Why can't I have another ice cream. I hate your rules. I don't wanna go to bed I wanna stay up and play Mario instead.