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From an old email- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Now as far as my understanding goes, we’re all made of the same essential bits and bobs, so by default no-one should be better than anyone purely on status or reputation, right. NO.
Whilst engaging in my routine Monday internet mince about, I stumbled upon the teachings of Dr. A.
76/122 Brain For Sale A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000.
One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Biker : "What do you think.
Disclaimer: In today's diverse society there are plenty of crazy hairstyles and personal statements around, and although I may allude to their differences rather heavily in this post, please take...
Hello everyone. It may seem that everyone (especially the youth) is on that book of faces on the Internet, Facebook.
You have to admit that the ingenuity and inventiveness of the human race is nothing short of astounding. Look how far we have come. At one time early humans were nomads just walking around naked.
When Americans call chips "French fries". When Americans call crisps "Chips". When Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "Candy bars". When Americans call motorized rollinghams "Cars".
Here are 50 funny oxymorons: 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43.
Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism.
John Cleese Letter to USA To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice...
What are we to become. Tens of thousands of years of evolution and this is all we have to show for it.
I can' t help but feel like this technology is taking over our lives.
Okay then, Hands up who's sick of dreadful arses thinking they are worth listening to. Myself not included, obviously. This morning on the news... The Government's Behaviour Tsar (Really.
I just saw a sign on some obvious steps that said 'steps' and had a diagonal arrow to show you that the steps would facilitate an 'upward and forward' journey. Do we really need this.
I am starting a new religion. In my religion, Larry Grayson is Lord of All Things and evil fairies do his bidding here on earth.
Once, the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they've entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word "cool". It is their favourite word.
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to...
"Haven't you got one of these?" they said, Haven't you got one of those.
Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3.
"AFTER DARK?" That would be morning. "SLEPT LIKE A BABY?" Why, did you scream, cry, and keep your parents up all night. UGG BOOTS+BOOTY SHORTS. Make up your mind. FAKE TANNER SUNSCREEN.
Leaked emails this week revealed Syrian Dictator Bashar al-Assad's iTunes playlist.
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto. The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.