Exercise
Bloke calls a company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.
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A Father's Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
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Gates Of Heaven
Three men walk up to the pearly gates of heaven, St. peter is there to greet them.
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I'll Do The Dishes!
A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that. Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage.
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CIA Final Test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman.
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Accident At The Pearly Gates...
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven...
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The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for days. Crawling on their hands and knees and at death's door, they see a tree in the distance.
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Anna & The Dog
Our mutual friend Anna was house/dog sitting for her boyfriends parents while he and his parents were away visiting family, the dog was very old and quite sickly.
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The Salesman
A confident salesman walks into a house, pours dirt onto the floor, and says to the shocked woman who lives in the house: "if this vacuum cleaner can't clean away this dirt.
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Poor Soul :-)
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or...
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Scary Flight
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as...
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Reality Sucks
#acorn(my very first post) The little town outside the Confucius temple was by far the most charming we had seen so far.
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