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Someone I know came up with this theory. Do not kill me for it, I just thought you would like I hear it: The more time you spend with a girl, the more money you spend in her.
This is a joke that my friend told me earlier today. I warn you, it contains a few swears. Johnny and his dad were walking home from his school when they saw two women arguing in the street.
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU I know you were too lazy to read all...
Divine, sublime, hints of lemon & Lime the flavour of words that light up my mind. But I'm stung, and stunned On the tip of my tongue is the one... I struggle to find Where. Why.
Bud Abbott: I'm going to prove just how stupid you are so here's a question for you. You’re 40 years-old and you’re in love with this little girl that’s 10 years-old.
Oh no, oh no, What to do.
Hello again, and today is Monday, October 1, 2012 and here are a few poems: I could write haikus, then I'd see the syllables, or possibly not.
#acorn. Preparing a dinner,. A feast for a king,. The best of all words,. Are the words I will bring,. There's simile noodles,. And acronym cake,. A steaming ink pie,. And a warm haiku bake,.
#love. Love worked out what it wanted to know. 5,4,6, 2,1 and away we go. My bloody maths skills leave me in hesitation. Trying hard to solve my loves equations. 2 new lovers make out on the floor.
#movement. Ambling in Ambleside. Autumnal air on my face. Alone with my ample aspirations. Absolutely ace. An amble in autumn. An appreciation of awe-inspiring appeal. Awash with ambers and auburn.
I half a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I due knot sea.
The two little fairies were pleased, happy and delighted at themselves Swallowing the thesaurus means they would be better than the elves But their wonderful, amazing stories would not be complete...
#movement. You trample. on me in. those big. old boots. you think. you're in. charge I. don't give two hoots but. you're gonna have egg on. your face cos I'm going. to laugh when you trip. on. th. at.
"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing. Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves. Just went to see a band called The Vacuums.
I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'.
Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave.
For Leelee101 Oh what are we to do Leelee has turned blue. Is he suffering with a cold In his hand a tissue to hold. Or has a DIY hair dye gone wrong The dye too permanent and strong.
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state...
You have three oranges and you need to cross a bridge to get to the other side with all three oranges, how do you do it. Rules: The bridge can only take the weight of you and two oranges.
A black and white panda strolled into a cafe and took a seat at one of the tables. The panda ordered a meal and ate it heartily.
For@Irrational_Kimmi and @MelchiorJ13 Jack and Kim sat on a swing, Giggling over strawberries and lemons. Said Kim to jack "can you sing?" he replied "no, but I do like a nice pair of melons.
I should just explain about the "Birdy" part. Angelo Uccello is my composers name. Angelo after my Grandfather; Uccello because it's Italian for "Bird".
#emotion. Oh the little things you do. Cause heart palpitations through and through. Your mannish ways leave me in a daze. I'm flustered by the likes of you. Sent to the brink by the things you say.