She
Her face had so many pimples, her passport sized photo looked like a QR code :(.
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Guessing my state of mind from my status updates is like smelling my fart to guess my dinner..
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Birds
Birds fly with funds in their intestines, once they make an investment on your head, you become a 'laughing stock'.
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Regretful
I have many regrets in my past but I try not to look back....
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الحمد لله.
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Writing "Je T'aime"
Making the first chapter of a new love story called "Je T'aime" that Haley (taffy01) and I are writing. Can't wait until the first chapter is done. When it is done, we will post it on here. :).
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Listening :)
Magic fm on a Friday night....little boy sound asleep now time to relax and have some me time. Cup of tea Music Poems Drawing Perfect <3.
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Ugh, you're such a drag. :/.
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Families
You never realise how weird your family is until you start to describe them to someone else..
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Awkwarrrd
That awkward moment when you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking about...
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My Fake Smile
Everyday I put on a fake smile when I am always feeling blue because I regret a lot of things in my past and I try not to look back..
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Why bother wishing when you can perhaps make that wish happened.
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Pool
is casually painting a big blue square in my back garden so google earth thinks i have a pool:).
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Regret
i dont regret the things i've done i regret the things i didnt do when i had the chance...
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Good Luck
Tonight the Euro Lottery is for 43 million. I don't play but today I bought my husband and friends tickets in the hope they might win.
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Shadows
Never depend on anyone.. even your shadow leaves you in the darkest hours!.
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I've been wondering all these upgrades and changes on Facebook, yet they STILL haven't managed to work out how to add a Dislike button!x.
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<3
Just got a black berry <3.
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Doh!
Moments in life when you can hear Homer Simpson saying "Doh!" in you head. Sadly, this happens to often to me....
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The Beginning.
Hello strange, new world. Now, where to start?.
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Here's A Riddle :-)
You are walking down a road, and you come to a fork, where you meet two brothers. These brothers are identical in all aspects, except one may only tell the truth, and one can only tell lies.
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The meow sound it makes when you've got a notification totally freaked me out last night.
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TGIF
One more work day and then it's the weekend. Yay. Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy. :D.
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Maths
Math questions are so stupid. They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?!.
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