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You wanna know who's awesome. Read the first word again. :).
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Mermaid
There is a mermaid in my shower. I know because I have seen. She is dark and shapely,. Soaking wet and very very clean. The mermaid in my shower. Is a true and beautiful sight.
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Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend
. A K. D I. maybe N S. quite A. S. conti H O -nental E N.
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Opuss T-shirts!
Ah ha!. I finally found where I got it: http://www.cafepress.co.uk/opuss Profits go to improving the app etc, plus you can look supercool like me.
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Like
Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. #like. Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. #like.
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Random Poem
What one calls art another calls trash. What one calls a Mere penny another calls cash. What one calls joy another calls despair. What one calls mean. another calls fair.
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Bad Day
A bad day has come my way today Dark clouds above my head I feel the need to run far away Into someone else's head.
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Random Fact #71
Mirrors weren't invented until the 19th century. Before that people just polished a metallic object until they could see themselves in it..
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My Attitude
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me if you treat me like shit then thats how I will treat you back and thaw who I am and I am nit changing for you..
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A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange., Unknown author.
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The sick, bottomless feeling in your stomach when you miss somebody and have fallen for them. But you can't and won't ever speak to them again..
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I will only ever be horrible to somebody because I love them, and I'm scared of getting hurt..
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My last Opuss was wrong, I think. Oh well..
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3 To Go
3 to go til my 200th Opuss, so here's the important news: If you are a fan of How I Met Your Mother, particularly Barney, you will like my 200th post. Especially if you've seen the episode..
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I Don't Even Know
I have interesting new living conditions due to my accident. My bed was brought downstairs, huge fans, lots of pillows and blankets, and everyone always asks if they can get me stuff.
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Little Challenge
This challenge is easy, All you have to do is get out your advertising skills. Round up, round up. For the very best...... Drum roll please......... Fizzy chocolate drink. How hard can it be.
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It's ok to drink like a fish as long as you drink what the fish drinks :D.
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National Citizen Service
I know a lot of people won't know what the national citizen service is.
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Just Another Day
I've noticed that most on my time is spent on sleeping. I know it's bad but what can I do. I don't go you bed late but I don't get up at a stupid time so why am I tired all the time.
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You, us,our all words that I couldn't spell without.... U.
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Random Fact #70
Geckos don't have eyelids..
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Teachers With Rings
You look at a teacher's hand, see a ring, and think "Who would marry YOU?.
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That Moment...
That moment when you try reading a text while you're half-asleep and it's like you're looking into the freaking sun..
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DON'T
Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding..
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