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What do cat actors say on stage. Tabby or not tabby!.
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What did the snake say when another asked him the time. Don't asp me!.
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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage. A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!.
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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher.
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What goes zzub, zzub. A bee flying backwards!.
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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.
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How do bulls drive their cars. They steer them!.
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
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What do Scottish owls sing. Owld Lang Syne..
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What's green green green green green. A frog rolling down a hill.
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Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road. A: To take over the other side..
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra. Old Moo Eyes!.
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When is a pig an ecologist. When he recycles garbage into ham..
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose. A collie-flower!.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive. Hop rods..
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What is the definition of "derange". De place where de cowboys ride!.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep. A stripey sweater!.
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What is a worm's favourite band. Mud!.
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In the jungle there was once this elephant and a snake. They had a bitter rivalry about who was smarter. So the wise owl (who was their arbitrator) set each of them up with a test.
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Did you hear about the depressed horse. He told a tale of whoa!.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors. Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole. Cold cream!.
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk. A bird that stinks to high heaven..
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What kind of ant is good at maths. An accountant!.
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