Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Hun I need you to come round, there's this puzzle of a cockerel I'm doing and it's impossible!".
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Swimming
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde agree to have a televised race across the english channel to see who the fastest swimmer. A breaststroke race is agreed and off they go.
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Potatoes!
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are running from the police and they find a barn to hide in. They all get in sacks and the police arrive soon after.
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Untitled
A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused.
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From A Mother With Love
Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.
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Porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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The Hairdresser
A blonde girl went Into the hairdresser, the hairdresser said that she had to take her headphones of, but she refused to, so the hair dresser cut around the headphones, but finally the blonde had to...
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Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
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Untitled
Brunette mom: i found cigarettes under my daughters bed...i didn't know she was a smoker. Redhead mom: i found beer under my daughters bed... i didn't know she was a drinker.
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Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
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Blonde Joke
Okay. So two blondes were going to Disney Land and driving along in their car, and then the next sign they saw was "Disney Land left." They then went home..
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Blonde Helicopter
A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.
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Untitled
Brunette: I love Eminem!!. Blonde: I prefer skittles. Brunette: No idiot I mean the rapper. Blonde: Well you're the idiot, who cares about the wrapper, the stuff inside is the important bit. Duh.
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Being Stupid
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Blonde Holy Water
A blonde a brunette and a red head all walked into a church they wanted to drink the holy water but the preacher said no you can't drink the holy water unless you do something wrong so they all...
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A Blonde In A Pet Store
A blonde walks into a pet store and 10 minutes later, she walks outside smiling. The clerk then see's a goldfish flopping on the floor so he runs out and asks the blonde, "why are you so happy miss?".
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Blonde Joke
'A blonde buys two horses. Se can't tell them apart. A neighbour suggests that she cut the tail of one. That worked fine until the other horse got his tail stuck in a bush and tore.
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News
A blonde and brunette works in a coffee shop but theirs no business around so they watch the tv in the back. They were watching the 6:00 news . The news was about a man who jumped off a cliff.
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Grand Canyon
A blonde and a brunette is climbing the grand canyon on a zip line/hang line thing and the rope starts to break.
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Untitled
Do you know why the blonde kissed the cat.. Because she was a lesbian..
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Three Blondes
There were three blondes stuck on an island.
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Are You Sure 'bout That?
A blonde woman and her husband are checking out their new car, they go inside and the husband asks "can u check if the front lights are working?" Wife replied: "yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no...
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Blondes
Two blondes walk into a building, well you'd expect at least one of them to see it!.
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Blonde:What Does ..... Mean
Blonde- what does stfu mean. Women- shut the fuck up. Blonde- wow it was just a question Blonde- what does brb mean. Women- be right back Blonde- how long will you be I want to know what it means.
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