When Gaz Met Sienna
This is how it really happened.
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Harry's day out.
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Kung Fu Gaz
For Xmas I've asked for some Kung fu shoes With my Kung fu suit i really can't lose Anybody starts trouble with me again Will find themselves well and truly slain I can't actually do Kung fu...
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Laptops Don't Like Me
Yep, it's official Laptops don't like me When I'm on them They always break, you see Last thursday, I was doing fine Doing my work like a good girl And then it just broke, screen went blank The...
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Joke #6
A cowboy walks into a Wild West town on his horse.
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The Lame Party
The first two hours a just sat on the top bunk and watch them play FIFA them finally they decided to drink but the FIFA was still on the after another hour they finally decided to play some music...
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Fun and Beer by the Tonne and a Gun in the French Sun
When I was younger I had the chance To visit the South of France For me at seventeen Europe was unseen So with my first big pay advance...
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10 Jokes
Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
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3 Little Monkeys
So there was 3 monkeys in the park blowing bubbles. The police arrive and say "Don't you know it's a crime to blow bubbles in the park" So he take them to jail they go to court the next morning.
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On The First Day Of Christmas!
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a bra that was meant to hold three, On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two football shirts and a bra that was meant to...
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Massage!
I would like to have a massage after my tea. Candles music just you and me. I'm tired, i worry, I ache. Fed up with feeling like this for goodness sake. Quietly lying on your king sized bed.
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Rude Joke
Its xmas eve.
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Blog
Friday the 14th Today, I entered a chocolate eating contest. It sounded fun until I realised you had to eat 100 twix bars in the quickest time possible. I hate twix.
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Jokes
@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke *no offence to blondies on the 3rd joke Well I don't know what kind of jokes people like, so I'm going to write many. 1. I sent out a text saying: hey, guys.
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No Heating Again
Few rude words.... The house is freezing, my step-dads turned the heating off ... AGAIN.
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Silly Zoo Song
an elephant and a kangaroo. burum burum. an elephant and a kangaroo. burum burum. an elephant and a kangaroo. got together and started a zoo. but no one. no one. no one wanted to come.
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A Day In The Life Of Pi
So you have probably heard of the book and now movie, The Life of Pi.
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Bath Bum Hot
True story. I've had a little accident and I hope that you don't laugh. I've burnt my arse quite badly, just by getting in the bath. I put hot and cold water in and filled it to the top.
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Little Facepalm Moment
Last time that I went to an informal class with this granny to learn Arabic for holy Quran recitation was in 2002.
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Unanswerable Inquiry
I sat near to my 3 years old nephew, Lutfi in front of the TV.
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The Red Faced Robin
#adventchallenge. I thought I'd take the car. For a journey into town. Gently pressed the pedal. And now I'm upside down. It wasn't a crash per se. More a theatrical roll.
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Special Kind Of Love
Even when she rolls around in bed and knees me in the jewels I love her, now that's gotta be special..
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Happy Words
Happy words are hard to find. There must be something wrong. Thoughts turn down darkest paths. I must give a little whistle to find my song. A gloomy day and rain clouds loom.
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Nursery Rhymes: Over-thinking Edition
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again...
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