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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time...
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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time...
This will be my last harvest, boy, the last i'll ever see, For I can feel my maker, boy, a-looking hard at me.
Oven temp.
This is MineTeam's first video. I think @Hazzy16 would be interested :) All Minecraft players/fans, watch, rate, comment, subscribe.
Hi Folks, Do you love Opuss. Want to see it continue to grow.
Hey. My name is Katie, Kate for short, or even Katherine, if you feel you want to call me that. I started writing these blog type entry's so that I can view my life, as if I was another person.
No milk again. He checks the fridge for the seventh time Each time asserting its presence Replaying the revelation over and over.
If I try to help and try to make people understand that things they try to think up to make me calm and better, I have already thought of after thinking for ages; then its either impossible for them...
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The world falls into darkness. A swirling abyss. Life crumbles. Only to be reborn. A swirling abyss. Enshrouded in death. Only to be reborn. Cast in light. Enshrouded in death. Cities fall.
For melody.
“When you have come to the edge of all the light you have And step into the darkness of the unknown Believe that one of the two will happen to you Either you'll find something solid to stand...
That's what learning is, after all; not whether we lose the game, but how we lose and how we've changed because of it and what we take away from it that we never had before, to apply to other games.
A million days, you may or not live one second enough, to make another his life give. You take it all, but can never forgive. It's your little ego, for which you everyday live. You seem older,...
When you want to reach out, strap those wings and fly. And if anyone, anyone were to strap them on before you...show them that you don't need those wings to fly. -melody.
It is uncommon knowledge that the famous phrase from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, "Where art thou Romeo?" is actually a wrongly worded modification of the actual phrase, "Wherefore art thou...
Lets enjoy life and don't live a complicated life. Life is too short. Work as if it was your first day. Forgive as soon as possible. Love without boundaries.
Embankment nights are cold and dark A chill is in the air Shining faces flecked with rain Reflect the streetlights glare.
"Vaginas are here to stay!" I heard this on the news today. Jolly good news, I have to say. I wouldn't have it another way. Why is this news. you want to know. Sit right down, and I'll tell you so.
MIDST MORTAR SHELL AS. ROCKETS FELL. THE VISITOR WALKED ALONE. THROUGH RUINED MOSQUE AND SYNAGOGUE. PAST TEMPLES. BATTLE BLOWN. AND ALL THE GUNS FELL. SILENT. ON THE STREETS OF SHATTERED STONE.
MIRACLE AT McDONALDS THE FACE OF CHRIST ON A SLICE OF TOAST MINUS THE FATHER AND HOLY GHOST. DREW E.BAY BIDS FROM COAST TO COAST. THE FACE OF CHRIST ON A PIECE OF TOAST.
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing...
Ladies & Gentlemen and kittens everywhere, Wow. The suggestions have been amazing. There are so many gems in there.
YOU DONT MIND THE SECRECY OR SO YOU SAY OR ONLY SEEING ME EVERY OTHER DAY.