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How do you make a milkshake. Creep up behind a cow and say BOO!.
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Fireworks
Burgers, icecream and chips, the aroma absored inside me. Boom, bash, bang, a colourful exsplosion of bright lights; they wizzed through the sky like a rocket.
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Prezzo
I can't eat another bite. I'm full right to my crust. If I try to fit any more in, I think that I might bust. But I hate to leave it there, Just laying on the plate. I don't want to see it wasted.
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The Court Of Versailles
Wakey Wakey Rise and shine, To the table Double time, Slippers on, Dressing gown, Stairs two at a time.
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No Lunch Time For Me...
Lunch time, lunch time, Time to eat away, Not so much with braces though, Can't give food the time of day.
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Butter
Did you hear the joke about the butter. I can't tell you, you might spread it!.
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Pancake Joke
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes!.
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The strange moment when you realise you spent £10 on raw chicken breasts... And you have no idea how too cook it..
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#Funday
It's Monday no Funday. So let's all have some fun.
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Lobsters
The thing about lobsters is this: Even though they are the cockroaches of the sea, if you pet ther wet, shiny gray shell, they fall asleep. And if you pet something, you tend to name it.
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Narnia
What do you call narnia if it was full of bananas . Banania.
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Where does a burger feel at home. On the range!.
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I'm Lovin' It
I love it in my coffee. I love it in my tea. I love it on my cereal. Milk's so good for me. I love it on my bread. I love it on my toast. I love it to make sandwiches. Butters great with roast.
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Oranges
Did you know if you say orange really slow it sounds like gullible ..... OORRRRAAAAANNNGGGEEEEEEEE - nope it doesn't, if you said orange then your gullible, don't worry, I fell for it too. ;).
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True Joke
Why is everything healthy so disgusting and why is everything unhealthy so tasty???. ***LIKE IF U AGREE***.
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Favorite Instrument
Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?" Fat kid: "The lunch bell...".
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Strawberries
Monday morning at the doctors, all was quiet until a man slammed open the door and cried, 'Doctor doctor, what should I do ive got strawberries growing out of my head, what should I do??".
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Chilli
I thought it might be a good idea to eat chilli on a hot day, it is called chilli after all!.
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☕ Tea And Cake
It doesn't take long to make,. A little bit of Tea and Cake,. After stretching my mind,. And arguing with time,. Nothing can beat this friend of mine,. I may hum a favourite tune,.
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Food
I like beans I like beans I know a song about beans Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart :) :).
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Toad In The 'Ole
Oh - Toad in the 'Ole, Toad in the 'Ole, Nuthin' fills you up like good ol' Toad in the 'Ole.
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Joke
Servant: hello are you finish You: no im english LOL :-D.
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Love & Chocolate
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
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I just ate a Mac chicken meal.. The best meal ever!.
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