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"Hello internets. The fuck?" -Danisnotonfire.
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Hello And Don't Go
If you see a person say "hello" if you see a person leaving get on your knees and say " don't go!!!".
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"Coke please." "Is Pepsi ok?" "Is Monopoly money ok?".
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's, hey I just met you..
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Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people..
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Random Quote #142
Nutella is proof that God loves us and doesn't want us to go hungry..
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Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a unicorn..
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Friends are like balloons If you stab them they die....
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Random Quote #141
I didn't trip, I fell epically..
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Funny Quote
"I don't hate you because your fat, your fat because i hate you." - Mean Girls.
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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned..
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Me: "Everything is going great right now!" Life: "Hold on let me f*ck something up.".
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Random Quote #138
It makes me feel good knowing that no matter what happens, I'll always have anime..
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SpongeBob: “Can you hear me?” Patrick: “No, It’s too dark.”.
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Is This A Trick
Sometimes I stop to think Are you all aliens And I am the only human And your all testing on me. .
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Some things just don't mix
Some things just don't mix, like broccoli and brownies, Tom Cruise and musicals, religion and chicken (cough, cough, Chik-Fil-A), and your problems and the Internet..
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Saying "Shut up, no one likes you" when someone tries to correct you..
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"I had a dream about you." "Awwwwww." "Yeah, you died.".
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Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot..
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MIRROR, U SAY I'M PRETTY, CAMERA, Y U NO AGREE?!.
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Random Quote #135
Keep calm and eat nikujaga!.
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Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do.".
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Helen Flanagan What a bitch I'm a celeb, she is getting on my nerves Go where u belong in corrie.
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