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look at him and see him licking his lips for the lesson Friday last lesson i can't stopping myself to the countdown but the geek is stating to cry for more after school lessons thanks.
The instructions on the side of box said not to drive, operate big machines or drink alcohol. It said nothing about using root privileges. Uh-oh..
Bartender says "What'll it be?" The chemist asks "do you have any sodium?" The bartender sighs "Na".
I just got to class and I'm checking my Opuss, everyone around me is checking their Twitter..is it bad that I feel special?.
Hey hon, you must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real. :).
The quickest way to their heart is through their chest. Flawless victory, fatality!.
When You realize the word OK is a tiny man tipped over there is no turning back..
Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper shouts at him: "Get out of here!" Argon doesn't react..
What do you do with a dead chemist. You Barium..
A. u., do you want some gold?.
Matter and anti-matter meet in a bar. Boom..
The 1st orders some H2O. The second says "Sounds good, I'll have some H2O too." THE SECOND MAN DIED..