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Ice cold glass, glistening. Warm fingers making shapes, Shapes on the frosted window. The temptation is too great. Look left. Look right. left again. Then right.
She moves like a shadow, all but invisible. Her step is light, her eyes laser-sharp, her focus lethal. In the crowd she passes unnoticed.
#tittybiscuits There's an artist in the Opuss midst, Can't believe didn't recognise him for his artistic talents before this.
#tittybiscuits Ok so here I am sat in the barbers chair Listening to man gossip while he cuts my hair Seems like psycho Stuart is getting worse Part exed his reliant for a big old hearse.
Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy me, burns her tongue on a cup of tea. And if that's not enough for you she burns her tongue on a bowl of stew. Is shy with everyone she meets.
So... As I'm still in hotel bar, alone, but now on beer. :) I thought I'd tell you about this morning. The Oracle, the lovely Joy and her husband are here and also staying the night.
He coughs, he sneezes When he moves he wheezes He moans and groans With every turn You know it's true He's got man flu Worse than any cold So I've been told So I set to cure it Like a witch I...
I think this Blindsilence is one of a kind. He reposts weird things that he finds. But his pictures a disgrace. Come on show us your face. His pink profile is sending me blind.
I really don't have time to be ill So much I need to sort out still I don't have time for a bloomin cold I have clothes to wash, dry and fold I need to finish my crimbo shop Gotta keep going I...
In her American radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
My cat, no Lassie, looks at me With eyes whose green tranquility Could watch me drown as long as she Had just been fed.
Cause snorting's so attractive, A sneeze a minute, too, Talking through my chattering teeth, That's so hot, who knew.
I've come down with a case of man flu,. Now I know what you men go through,. Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,. Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,.
@eddie12309 I think I’ve caught a lurgy, I think I’ve got it bad... Got 5 of them already, now another lot I’m sure to have. I’m sitting here on the laptop, I’m wondering what to do...
(Adultish reference). Hi my name is Patrick. And I'm an awakaholic. It's a horrible habit. Which I just can't kick. I've tried watching tv. And listening to music. I've tried perfect silence.
Santa was flying along Singing a rather merry song Coming back from delivering Merry but still shivering When suddenly a strong wind swept past Knocked him off in just one blast He fell to the snow,...
I think I have a drinking problem No not alcohol but tea Sometimes I put the cup to my mouth I miss and it pours all over me.
There's this bloke on Opuss who'll make you laugh Just don't ask what he did in the bath He writes in his garden where he keeps a bug And he loved the 90's. What a mug...
Deep in the dark It must have gone three For the telly's turned off Automatically Three would be fine Four'd be alright I hate waking up Halfway through the night I can hear the thing ticking I...
I have my Son-in-Law to thank for this one. I hope you all enjoy it. The damn thing about it is although funny, it's also very true.
Rude word warning. Have you never heard the saying to save your little bot. If you step in & get the red sock the water is too hot.
Its hard when you really REALLY want to see someone you love and cherish but cant be assed to get out of the warm snuggly-ness of a one-zyy. Well I have a solution...
So now my son is a Y5 From sex education, you can't hide Preparations in place, at his school So the kids don't feel a fool The teacher and head want a chat To discuss, a bit of this and that They...
#adventchallenge December 6th 2012 & our challenge is to write about Holly. Well, let's start with what I know about Holly. It's spikey. It's green. Yup. That's it. Pretty short entry today then.