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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet...
Have You Ever Walked In To A Room,Intentionally To Do/Get Something,But Then Totally Forget, Then Walk Out The Room And Remember?.
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public!.
0118 999 881 999 119 7253 ~The IT Crowd~ (And yes I have learnt the song off by heart. ).
Never knew there was a pond over here because someone's fishing for complements !!.
The day he moved out was terrible That evening she went through hell His absence wasn't the problem But the corkscrew had gone as well Anon Not sure who wrote this, but it always makes me smile.
If you want to learn how to fly, Simply throw yourself on the ground and miss.........
I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life They taste a little bit funny But it sticks them on the knife ( the wisdom of Winnie The Pooh ).
Goes shopping without money and has to longingly stare at the windows... ;(.
The Curse Of The Big Purse: when you use it, you're prone to putting shit in it that you don't actually need..
Barney: step one. Put on the suit. Step two. Meet me at McClarence in an hour. Ted: How will I know who to look for if we've "never met". Barney:...... I look like Barney.
Life gave me lemons, so I made grape juice to confuse everyone else. -Me.
Save water...drink rain.
Kayla is a lady whos fun, and Leo is her cute little son. Her looks can do damage to hearts like that of a gun, while to her friends she is the party one!.
All hot guys can only be gays or not human..
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on... -unknown.
Sheldon: "Can I make you a cup of tea?" Beverly: "I doubt it. But if anyone has a chance, it's probably you".
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin.
I keep calling Sarah Jessica Parker; Sarica Jessah Parker!.
Forget the milk; crying over spilled wine makes more sense!.
There once was a a brave lad named Leonard with a fi-fi-fiddle dee-dee. He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee. By Sheldon Cooper =D.
It's not about making lots of cash, it's about being allowed to blow stuff up and not getting told off afterwards..
Is it supposed to be like this. Rain rather than sun. Coats rather than shorts. The flu rather than tan. ... Then what?.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Pur, pur, pur..