Definitely!
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
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Listen To Your Elders!
Mum: put your coat on dear, it's freezing outside. Me: no, I'm fine. 10 minutes later; Me: s*** I'm cold!.
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Camels
Once there was an welsh man ,an English man and a Chinese man and they were all going to race camels across the desert Now camels are famous for farting so they were all at the starting line and of...
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Why Do Mice Need Oil?
Because they squeak!!.
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock Who's there. Boo Boo who. Don't cry, it's only a joke :) knock Knock who's there. Cows go Coed go who. No they don't they go moo.
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This One Will Stink You Out
What did the burp say to the other burp. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the other end Pe you !!!!.
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Bald
Attention all bald people : Never wear polo neck jumpers unless you are happy to look like a roll-on deodorant..
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Sarcasm
heard the pixies at the bottom of her garden making plans to take over the world. Don't worry though, me and the giraffe are going to stop them.
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Untitled
My idol = Homer Simpson . . . . Oh yeah, and Einstein, Neil Armstrong, Shakespeare and Van Gogh..
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The Frog
Once there was a frog called Joe, He rested on a fat man's toe. He ran away, And today, Where he is nobody knows!.
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Nonsense
WARNING: this poem will make no sense... Leather jackets, And tennis rackets. New books, And good looks. Kind words, And smelly turds. Polluted air, And a comfy chair. Televisions, And crazy visions.
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In My Little Choo Choo Train
Jimmy had been naughty in class today so his teacher told him: "jimmy, go home and find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet".
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Why did the child cross the road. To get to the other slide.
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Dr Who
What does dr who have with his pizza. Darlic bread.
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Eggs
What happens to a egg when you send radiation through it. It gets scrambled!.
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A Joke For A 5 Yr Old
Knock knock. Who's there. A deaf cow. A deaf cow who. (pause) Knock knock. Who's there. A deaf COW!. A deaf cow WHO?. (pause) KNOCK KNOCK!. Who's there?. A DEAF COW!!.
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Unexplainable
My baby cousin generally cannot understand that the world 'chocolate' doesn't mean carpet. I tried showing her an ACTUAL chocolate and she said 'no no no.
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I want to be 2 years old,. Get all the attention,. Scream for chocolate,. Wear a nappy,. Talk in baby language,. Laugh and fall over,.
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Untitled
Q. A man walked into a bar. A. OUCH!.
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Akward...
I don't know what's more akward: Answering Dora, or sitting there while she stares at you....
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Ice Cream Van
When my children were small I used to tell them that the ice cream van used to play its tune when it had run out of ice cream.
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Brother
My little bother :) Ok never mind my little bother :( Ok :) Ok :( :) :( It's like twiddling my thumbs :D.
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Pay For It
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it..
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What's Brown and Sticky?
A stick..
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