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I wish you would just say, Forget all these games we play, Love me, that's all, Don't let me feel small, And then, once done, call it a day..
Poor old Bob never had much luck, Had a low paid job - hardly earned a buck.
There once was a crazy young girl, Who thought she'd give man's work a whirl. She took up a spade, And in she did wade... And finished the job with a twirl.
Where to start. Thanks to everybody who entered, you've made the judging an absolute hoot.
When those tears fall, Tumbling down so small, When I trip, With a slip, Won't you catch me, Paul. Be a cushion where I can hide, Love me and be filled with pride, If I call you there, Will you care.
#household. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
Sienna, a girl that we know Got so hot she started to glow She's down on her knees Will she please or just tease @sjw, we're ready to blow.
#household - cushion There once was a pool player from Crewe Who thought he'd try using a shoe Off the cushion he shot And the ball he did pot Turns out there's no need for a cue. ©brownowl2012.
I need a little cushion Some place to sit my tush on I'd rather one of silk For I am a MILF On my tush I want your mush on #household.
There once a lady from Rodham, Who was endowed with a very large bottom, In her life she got flung to & fro, But her bottom did cushion the blows, A better asset she just couldn't have gotten.
#household On the sofa late one night I was given a bit of a fright I am not faking The cushions were shaking I had to turn on the light So, moving one out of the way I could see what was making...
It is quite late so time for bed. I'd like to go and rest my head. Getting up early to look at trains. Holiday booked just travel remains. I'll write them down once they've been read..
My only son I know For him around the world I'd go I love him forever He really is clever My little darling Joe #bookoflove.
#Youngwritershousehold There once was a pebble, He went for the trophy treble, But he fell down, Smashed chances of crown, That poor poor pebble..
I am a young wolf from the Uk. You'll find I have a lot to say. I don't do anything by half. I'll have a bloody good laugh. Life is no fun all work and no play!.
I'm reading riddles at lunch For one or two, I've got a hunch These riddles are sublime My brain is working overtime Opussians, you are a clever bunch.
Quite Short - hope you like it :) #youngwritershousehold * I went to a yard sale, I came across a wail, An old wooden chair, Squeking - here and there, I bought the old wooden chair from the sale.
There once was a man in Brazil, He used to work on a till, With a ching and a chang, And so fast that he ran, With a big million dollar bill!.
I wander the hall Crying to myself. You see the tears fall But you keep walking. Is there anyone out there. I know you hear the screaming. You stop and stare, But quickly move on by. Nobody even...
There once was a man in a boat He wasn't a wearing a coat With a splish and a splash And a great mighty crash The boat was no longer afloat. (I know its not good, but wanted to share).
Fair is this beautiful lass, Inside and outside surpass. Only problem you see, Not a word here fits me... And so here forms an awkward impasse. ©brownowl2012 For Opuss daily challenge 1.
I'm not a mouth, I'm not a tout But there's some things that will out Secret whispers and spin In the end will not win There's more in life to worry about.
My beautiful little baby Bay I love you in every way But a nappy so green The worst I've ever seen Please no more jobbies today!!.
Can't believe what you all have done. I'm at first place, i'm number one. The hard work doesn't end here. It was all work and no play I fear. So now it's time to just have some fun.