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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.
Old lady in florida returns to her car after shopping, upon doing so she sees 4 youths trying to get into her car.
Jimmy had been naughty in class today so his teacher told him: "jimmy, go home and find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet".
The other day I went into one of those toilet cubicles or port-o-potties or whatever you call them (I wouldn't recommend them, they stink).
"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
Once there was a blonde who was playing an important part in a movie. The director says to the blonde, "Ok, if you could just kneel over there honey..." and gestures to a spot on the set.
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
An elderly man in his eighties goes to the doctor for a checkup.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.