Surviving As A Pedestrian
I almost got hit by a car today. This kind of near-accident happens to a majority of pedestrians every year. But anyway, back to my short story. I almost got hit by a car.
Thousands of free stories. Support your favorites when you're ready.
Showing stories tagged with #personal-narrative Clear filter
I almost got hit by a car today. This kind of near-accident happens to a majority of pedestrians every year. But anyway, back to my short story. I almost got hit by a car.
"I'm here for you"said she. Best friend she is of mine. Saved me from the "wicked", Just in the nick of time.
#hairyarse. Ok i think I'm best known for my angst and humour. Lightning quick wit,sharp and fast as a puma. On the flip side I'm sure you all feel my heartache.
I'm good at good at wasting time, I think ignoring me's a crime, And you weren't asking, But I'm trying to grow a little more, I like burgers, But only if it's got cheese, Maybe even ketchup and some...
Fuck this shitty weather. I'm going out in shorts, t-shirt and converses. It's still summer, Just an English one. Will brace the cold wind and rain with a grimacing smile on my face. I. Can.do.this.
My six legged friend is still around In my conservatory he can still be found I thought he'd gone to pastures new I'm not ashamed to admit it left me blue Then lo and behold I found my friend I was...
My big toe nails in-grow, The pain is crippling and unfair. Unpleasant I'll have you know, No cure, must grim and bare. I've cut a "V" into my nail, No recurrence ever since.
I am officially having the worst sleep of my life. It started with me feeling nauseous, which I ignored as I caught up on episodes of Awkward. They were funny by the way.
We went off to see Spiderman And I loved it a lot; I like myself a superhero And Andrew Garfield's hot.
I'm good at wasting time I think lyrics need to rhyme And you're not asking But I'm trying to grow a mustache I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla Otherwise...
Don't judge a book by its cover,it will get you nowhere.
This isn't exactly a parody. It's kind of like one except I changed the lyrics so they describe me. Enjoy. Hey Spain. We sure harvested a ton of tomatoes this year. Nice work.
Done nothing all day, What a lazy git I am, But when your on the road from 9:00 till 3:30, Seriously all you crave is a duvet day in your pajamas.
(inspired by @RichWithey comment of my being sober for two days ;) x ) Hi my names Molly and I'm a starting alcoholic Today is my second day of being sober, *clapping* Before we start I would just...
I've never known you. I never shall Or will. You monster. You hit Scratch, Punch, the ones You say you love the most. You monster. She left you. And she left you again.
Guess who's back. Back again, Drunk Molly's back, Back again. Tell your Opussian friends, Drunk Molly's back, She's back, she's back, C'uz this sounds nothing like eminems rap songs Oops lol....
I love and hate my ninja socks, They're really rather cool, But every time I put them on, I'm slipping like a fool, Soft and pale blue, I really do adore, Walking round all ninja-like, Silent...
Hey guys it's me, I'm back You've probrably all forgotten me I have a new comfy sleeping sack I slept in a hammock in between two trees I started fires in the rain I made s'mores and ate uncooked...
She's here again, What can I say, Especially with this rain, Drunk Molly's got her hands on some echo falls rosa...
Had another fancy dress tonight Dressed as something silly...damn right The theme was things with 'W'..oh no I didn't have a clue...what to go as I don't know.
Oh fuck me, What a great start to my holiday, A bout of food poisoning was all I needed. Could not get to sleep last night , Thought to myself blimey it's hot...
I never fitted in, anywhere. Always on my own at the back of the room, writing something. I was a freak. So, it comes as no shock to me that none of my friends fit in, not a single one of them.
#household Our paint depicts a picture But does it show the truth.
Dora is my friend's mother in law. She was born in 1906, she is 106 years old and is still rational but keen to move on to a better place,( her words). Dora recalled these memories when she was 95.