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The ache in my heart. The throb in my pants. It's getting unbearable. Like they're full of ants. I look at you so sexy. You really drive me wild. The world is new again. Through the eyes of a child.
One love, one heart...
Let's get together and feel alright....
What do you guys think has been the greatest and most successful invention in the last century?.
Don't give up..
Opusses kitty just scratched me- bad kitty..
Yeah I got more records than the KGB.....
That point when you realise it doesn't really matter what happened yesterday, but more about what happens tomorrow. I've done stupid things, but I can always make up for it in the future, right?.
Please guys, any clue on how to delete my account???????. ... Ta x :).
Swimming.
Bang bang you're dead....
What a life........
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat. So you could actually eat your plate..
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butt..
Down in Albion, we're black and blue..
Low battery. 20% battery left. Dismiss..
Happiness, hit her like a train on a track....
10. Electric Six- Danger. High Voltage. 9. The Dandy Warhols- Bohemian Like You 8. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds- Solider Boys And Jesus Freaks 7. Electric Light Orchestra- Mr Blue Sky 6.
I'm gonna take that tiger outside, for a ride..
Just wondering, what do you guys think of my stories on Opuss. Don't try to flatter but I do like receiving kind words. But I also like to know improvements so please leave feedback and RP..
If I had a gun, shoot a hole into the sun and I would burn this city down for you..
Hanging never, gotta hold on.....
Soldier boys and Jesus freaks...
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