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Is turning your attention to me for 5 minutes really that complicated?.
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Is turning your attention to me for 5 minutes really that complicated?.
I promise to thank everyone who knew me and loved me anyway and forget those who cast me off without wanting to try..
I love to do impressions I do them all the time One minute I'm from 'Oop North' The next, I'm 'Southern Sublime' When I'm drunk, it has been said, I sound so terribly 'posh' But others say, that...
Human Rights!!. You heard me right, Give me what I'm owed. I kicked a can and then threw up, This life has left me cold. Give me Rights, I'm owed a lot, for what I do each day. You want my reasons.
My body is a temple I pray to it each day I say "Please tits, don't go down South, Up here is where you'll stay..." "Now butt, I know it's such hard work, But don't you quit on me.
Guessing no one had any hints, huh. Oh well. I'll just have to suffer my hornyness in silence until marry someone just a horny as me. Preferably Charlie. Or Ashley Purdy.
Whatever happened to the OpussDailyChallenge ??. Haven't seen one for days.....
I am green the next minute I'm blue. What am I . Then I turn pink then yellow orange then red I blend into colours.
I have got a toy. It is tiny silver magnetic balls you can make anything with it. I like making solid cubes!.
Most lipstick contains fish scales..
#acrosticwar What do you think of cats. And acrostics. If you like cats and acrostics, then maybe this challenge is for you.
There was a bank robber called Robin banks.
Only silence As it's ending Like we never had a chance....
Stop telling people you're invisible. You're far from it. You just want to whine to get attention. You're not hiding behind a fake smile, either, so don't start any of that. I know how all that feels.
Night night, May tomorrow bring light. There won't be this day ever again, not the date or the moments, the memories pass.
Happy to see you as always. You put a smile back in my heart. It's good for us to have some space. But I do miss you when we are apart. You came back tonight positively shining.
You hurt me, You made me ache. Just go away for all loves sake. If you hate me, Why did you come. If you don't like me, It's finished, it's done. Don't just stand, I don't fly out to land.
#wordchallenge This challenge is simple, To write a poem that includes the words, Watermelon Sugar Gravy boat Flower petal And criss cross.
Did you know that the Chinese believe that they are descendants of the dragon. Also, in China, dragon face is considered a compliment..
I am definitely not worthy. Mine- in my opinion- was probably my worst poem. Ever. Mullet Man was better in my opinion. But I won, gotta be grateful of that. Thanks @Weirdwolf for picking mine.
Little kitty, Little boss. Doesn't mind if it's a total loss. Purrs and meows of good work, The likes, The comments, The hopes. The little paw, The little hand. The warming wood, Take of the hood.
WHEN I LOSE A GAME: "Who cares, it's only a game." WHEN I WIN A GAME: "O yeah. You all suck!".
Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. J. K. Rowling Death is just life's next big adventure. J. K. Rowling Failure means a stripping away of the inessential. J. K.
Can't write, Words won't came to there very might. I wish words will write themselves, When we give up, fall down, and grow away. No idea, No mind to think, Can't even follow a link.