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#adventchallenge There's nothing quite so shitty, As year 1 nativity, But I love it all the same. The old school piano, Kids sick and yellow, Carols cheesy and lame.
#adventchallenge In a snowy stable, Overseas, There's a nativity, And lots to see. There's Mary and Joseph, Hand in hand, Listening to, The animal band.
#adventchallenge. Born in a stable in Bethlehem. to be the saviour of all men. The story of Jesus is told to us young. We worship him with hymns that are sung.
#adventchallenge Please note, use of one rude word. Also, the following is fact-free!.
There was a young lady called Molly, Whose 'bush' was made out of holly, All the men she would 'prick', And she could get no dick, No matter how much she said sorry. #adventchallenge.
#adventchallenge (To the tune of The Holly & The Ivy, altogether now...) Holly and young Ivy, Are you coming to my place. We can have a threesome, You can dress in leafy lace.
#adventchallenge 4th of December A robin danced around the trees Red contrasting against the leaves, Shades of brown on mottled wings, A sweet chirpy tune the robin sings, 5th of December Since...
#adventchallenge A true story.
#adventchallenge A spiked lattice of emerald green, Dotted elegantly across the scene. Embellished with juicy, crimson gems, Sprouting from a prickled stem.
#adventchallenge H-appy Christmas everyone O-puss family new L-ove being a part if this L-earning lots from Y-ou. ©06/12/12.
#AdventChallenge #Holly #Personification No one seems to like me, Because I 'prickle skin', But let me tell you something, Who's there through thick and thin.
#adventchallenge December 6th 2012 & our challenge is to write about Holly. Well, let's start with what I know about Holly. It's spikey. It's green. Yup. That's it. Pretty short entry today then.
This year i'll leave a breadcrumb trail to where i've strung up some mistletoe and see if i'm followed there.
Christmas time is coming And I am getting fat, Give me another mince pie, And another after that.
#AdventChallenge Currenty crap, Smell good. It's a trap. Falsely luring, Never trust, There's no curing. Powdery fluff, I've had one bite- More than enough.
#adventchallenge #MINCEPIES You may think, I'm a little obsessed, I may even act, A little possessed. For, you see, I do love, These MINCE PIES, From above.
#adventchallenge I spy, Mince Pies, 1099 of them. They are waiting for us inside, This bath tub. I spy, My clothes, and all of yours, On the floor, In front of us. We are in the altogether.
#adventchallenge Mince pies.
#adventchallenge Mince pies. Oh, a house of sticks, I'll just look inside... There may just be something yummy Playing 'Hide'.... Something pink, Something fat, Something lovely to eat.
#adventchallenge Take a quick look at the picture above And you'll see what's falling, as white as a dove A beautiful scene, pure crisp and bright Winter wonderland and a Christmas delight It's...
#adventchallenge Warming capsules, Of raisins and sauce Dusted with sugar, And syrup of course. Wrapped up neatly, In pastry cases, Encrusted with delight, With little iced faces.
#adventchallenge #mincepie "Mince pie anyone. Got some mulled wine too, at the Christmas festival this is my job to do.
#adventchallenge My dad was a baker He made the bread dough We lived above the bakery Mum & Dad with me and bro We moved to a bigger house But dad still baked the bread He'd bring home lots of...
#adventchallenge Every year on Christmas Eve, I climb to the top of my hill; I feel at one with Mother Nature, And a single tear I'll spill. It's tradition now; I don't climb up there alone.