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I was in the zoo last week. Really. Which cage were you in?.
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What's a mouse's least favorite record. What's up Pussycat!.
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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly. Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins..
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How does a cow do math. With a cowculator!.
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Why do bees hum. Because they've forgotten the words!.
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat. 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!.
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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano. Discordant!.
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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua. Shorts!.
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Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color. Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure..
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What's green and jumps. A frog!!.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur. Sir Lunchalot..
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What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhino. Hellifino..
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This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.
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Why was the man sued by his horse. For palomino-money!.
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What did the rich socialite's parrot say. Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!.
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What did the bee say to the flower. Hello honey!.
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Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way. A: To fit on lily pads..
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur. A: Tyrannosaurus Flex..
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Why do bees have sticky hair. Beacuse of the honey combs!.
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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night. Have a pigjama party!.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck. A bird that lays down!.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat. To the calf-ateria!.
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What's grey but turns red. An embarrassed elephant!.
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What's grey and never needs ironing. A drip dry elephant!.
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