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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school. A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board..
On Monday a blonde went to a shop and asked a shop assistant how much that was the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
A blonde walks into a doctor with two very red ears. Obviously the doctor is puzzled by this, and proceeds to ask the blonde why her ears are bright red and looking sore. "Hello ma'am.
Two blondes driving 2 disneyworld stop at a sign, disney land left, one says ah well we will have to wait until it comes back !.
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention ". The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid.
Two blondes are walking down the street, one takes out a compact mirror from her bag and asks the other "The person in this photo reminds of someone, who is it?" The othe replies "It's me silly!".
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now. "WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM.
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99. ". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them. " Her friend said, "O. K. then, what's the capital of France.
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. "I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. "You can't. I'll die.
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, 'I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?' Her mother replied, 'Of course...
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right. "Not really," the blonde replied.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2. Blonde: Ummmmm... 4. Officer: What's the square root of 100.
Blond buys a new car. The next day she takes it back and says "my blinker's broken." "How is it broken asks the dealer?" "It keeps flashing on and off!".
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F " (letters only).
A blonde walks into an electronics store and asks one of the staff, "Can I buy that TV please?" and the man replies "I don't serve blondes" so she left and bought a brunette wig.
A clever Blondie, a dumb Blondie, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, found 1 dollar. Which of them took it.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read. " "It has NO plot and far too many characters.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one.