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I like to wear women's clothes, they feel so good on my skin. My boobs are just oranges and I call myself Lyn. I put my knob between my legs so I look like a lady.
Ok so I've been told a few times that I have a twisted mind. And a silly head like mine is probably pretty hard to find. I'm the girl in the queue, who will suddenly giggle at nothing.
LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
Accidentally deleted this yesterday oops. Challenge by @gazplend He drives a truck not a van. his names Gaz, YEH MAN.
By Miscellaneous. The tower was ready and waiting for a prince.
You walk in here witcha baaad aaaassss face, Blowing that trumpet all over the place, Got yo butt hanging in ma face, Dude, it's a disgrace.
Hihi hippos. Just wanted to say that this story is also on my account on wattpad, SO PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT I'VE STOLEN IT!!. This story is all my own work, as are all my others, ok.
I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
#ColourChallenge #ravishmered I've got a new song, me and the band, Gonna be number one, you understand, But we need a name, something cool and rad Like Killers. Or Muse. Or Steely Dan.
This is based on a joke I read, I've reworded it into a poem.
You all must remember the famous Bill and Ben The strange talking amiable flowerpot men What none of us knew way back then There was a third brother by the name of Glen Glen was the one who was...
He was persistent, I'll give him that, flowers, chocolates and his meowing cat "Hey Eddie, can't we meet again.
A maths teacher said to his class: "Right, everyone.
I lift my head, My eyes feel dry, My vision hazy Feel like I'm gonna die. My head bangs, My mouth's dry too. Dress still on And wearing one shoe. I think back To the events of last night.
Son: Mum i told You to cook pancakes for today's breakfast!. Mum: Lalalala what again. Mum I told you to cook onion ok Son: I'm not joking mum Mum: I'm not joking to son :P Son: .....
Stole my heart Chapter 17 - "Ask that man," I say pointing at the bearded farmer, "okay..." Harry winds down the window and puts his dead out "excuse me.... Farmer.....
I'm in the middle of building a robot, it's a full life scale model of myself I've made it out of cardboard boxes and some wood that used to be my shelf I've covered it in bacon, to act as a kind of...
So my Blackberry took a trip today... Off on the bus and far away. At first I'd no idea t'was gone, Then I sensed that something was wrong...
(I have dialled it back somewhat but there is some bad language in this one). Picking television. As the #household word. You just lit a fire. This one might hurt. Adverts. Every single channel.
Miss, Miss. A dinosaur has eaten my homework. Honest. WHAT?. Miss. You don't believe me. Well, it is 100% true. I am not joking. Look, he is looking through the window now!.
#zipandzong Zip and Zong were back in space, flying to Nebular 1, but there spaceship had a malfunction and they were dangerously close to the sun.
One day a duck walked up to a Lemonade stand and a fat woman ran the stand she said HEY this is my lemonade the duck Said god I only walked passed the woman drank the lemonade and ate 100000...
Today I thought incontinance pants would be a really good idea No longer would I be living in peeing myself fear If they were discrete and tied above the knee I could walk about peeing myself with...
She's the kind of girl That will wipe your dirt ass And see that you look like Green grass.