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> “The most magical moments are those when you forget yourself in the joy of someone’s presence” > ~Anonymous~ > Simply being around you brings joy into my world.
Saturday, 9 April 2011Spaghetti, Meat ballsand Why Tiffanys woolly jumper was a health and safety nightmare. Yo Followers 3 AND 900 secret readers on the stats!!.
Saturday, 2 April 2011 Floods, Slugs, and a Bloody Parsnip accident 800 on the stats!!!!!!!!!!. OMFG Sorry how rude of me good morning one and all and happy Saturday.
Saturday, 26 March 2011 Cowboy builders, Floating houses, Dead pet Lizards and small blue arses Afternoon, Evening or indeed good morning depending on where you are and of what time of day your...
Sunday, 13 March 2011 The River The power cut, Census my arse and the decapitated mouses head :0/Good evening 505 people on the stats!!.
Friday, 4 March 2011The stress the balloons and Aphrodite's chocolate fountain Greetings I write today with feelings of relief, slight embarrassment and a small headache which has been there since...
Sunday, 20 February 2011The Art the unfortunates and the man from South wales :0/ Dear Mrs Smiff Mr Radford and Fizzer I write to you today in nervous anticipation, You see i do not know where my...
Tuesday, 15 February 2011A Rant from insomniac islandErm Hello Mrs Smiff and Mr Radford i write to you with bleary eyes, Welcome fizzer also my trusted oldest bff, and follower number 3!.
Friday, 11 February 2011A Mans Essential Guide to PMTEvening Campas Before i start with the useful print out information guide i would like to share with you my crap day.
Sunday, 6 February 2011You just couldn't make it upGood Afternoon Mr Radford and Mrs Smiff I come with news today that you have been joined by some secret followers!!!.
Thursday, 3 February 2011Where will it all end?.
Monday, 31 January 2011The Birth of Number two, yours and mines future prime minister Twas on this cold night 12 years ago in 1999 that something happened to me.
Friday, 28 January 2011Where the Hell did thursday go??Ill Start Backwards, My therapist says that's probably best and then i may actually forget some of the stuff that has happened :0/ Good evening...
Wednesday, 26 January 2011I dont know where to start today :0/Good evening Mrs Smiff, Its 6.20 pm and i write this now in the anticipation that nothing else will go wrong today.
Tuesday, 25 January 2011Happy Tuesday my ArseI'm going to repeat that title 'Happy Tuesday my Arse' I'm kinda wishing it was yesterday.
Im supposed to be drinking wine :0(Hello you my phantom invisible followers, how the devil are you this evening???, a special good evening to Mrs smiff thanks for being brave enough to be a proper...
Sunday, 23 January 2011IM SUPPOSED TO BE PAINTING A COW So much is the conpulsion to talk a load of crap again to erm no one, i am actually sat here covered in poo as i type, why i chose today to...
Friday, 21 January 2011Im supposed to be cooking TeaYo thousands of followers and fans, im so pleased you have joined me!.
Thursday, 20 January 2011Im supposed to be doing the hoovering.Erm im not being lazy but im an addict to status updating on facebook so its kinda all on there, i spend so much time doing it i have no...
She's baaaaaaaaaaccckk. A warbled scream echoed down the hall. Risen from a shallow grave, back to kill us all.
Hellooo Thought i would post my unfortunate blog on this site to share my misery with even more people :0/ it started last January so theres a lot of catching up to do :0/ Currently and...
DONT DRINK IN ALL THE NIGHT BARS OR SIT AND WATCH THE STARS DONT WONDER WHERE YOU ARE, THATS NOT MY WAY. I TELL MY FRAGILE HEART THAT WE WILL NEVER PART AND JUST PRETEND, TODAY IS YESTERDAY.
I love you Sent from my Ipod.
It is difficult to laugh when you are surrounded by sadness and strife but try to smile whenever you can, it will help you but more, it will help those around you.