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Dear Jimmy, nice quiff by the way Not sure Opussians agree with all that you say Perhaps the content is not to your taste But there's more to life than writing about your own man paste I read that...
Have you ever been chased by a pony and given it the slip. Have you ever had a big night and woke up in a skip. Have you ever been told you look like the queen.
So, for the first time in my life; Egypt calling, Africa, desert bound, In the Red Sea, snorkelling, Paradise found. You know the one thing I will miss.
I'll be with you in a minute I've heard that one before As the minutes trickle by I'm looking to the door I only wanted a little help To make sense of chemistry So I asked my lovely teacher Who said...
Now I'm not a poet And this ain't up my alley I stick to my blog About my life in the galley But I'll give it a bash And see how I do And I might even get A follower or two Write something...
Happy words are hard to find. There must be something wrong. Thoughts turn down darkest paths. I must give a little whistle to find my song. A gloomy day and rain clouds loom.
#adventchallenge Dear Santa Claus, I've been really good this year, I absolutely promise, I'm definitely a good girl, So here is my christmas list.
My day mainly consists In making cups of tea It's a Yorkshire tea bag Mixed with an Earl Grey for me I mainly stick to two sugars...
I was the first one and I was suppose to be the only one my name is bear I am about 2 or 3 in human years but in dog years I am 14 or 27 . I am fluffy with a light color with black strains of hair .
I was walking along a short beach yesterday and I noticed a seagull flying above my head. In fact there were many a seagull flying about it.
Someone's been in my wardrobe And found me rubber suit I suppose she found it funny To play a prank so cute She's only gone and nicked it I really don't know why I know I said I hosed it But that was...
Ok so I've been told a few times that I have a twisted mind. And a silly head like mine is probably pretty hard to find. I'm the girl in the queue, who will suddenly giggle at nothing.
(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.
Challenge set by sienna based on a strange phone call we had.
Oh hello small child. Aww you're adorable aren't you. All cosy in your pram. You've got a great view of the world from down there. Here, show me a smile!...not gonna smile at me. *sniff* okay then.
Shocking news everyone. I don't always have profound thoughts gouging insight throughout my brain. If I had to rate my brain activity this past week it would not score highly.
#household Quiet all day long in the corner of the room Waiting for the time its sickly green can pierce the gloom I give it the once over just before I go to sleep Dreading mornings light and its...
Part 3. There's a lady who's far from shy. It's the one and only beautiful Fly. I can't help but stare. At her sexy blond hair. But she's out of my league, I sigh.
Unnecessary exclamation marks annoy me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. There is no particular reason for this, but it just a thing that gets on my nerves!!!!!.
Part 2. There's Gaz who's dad was a great soilder. All the girls seem to cry on his shoulder. His words do shine. He's 39. But I thought he looked a lot older.
Part 1 I'll start at the top and that's Leelee He writes great poems for all to see I wanna stay mates So I won't mention his shapes.
Hello, my dear reader Chum. I am going to give you some fashion advice. *YAWN!* No, really. I actually AM going to give you fashion tips. If you just went "REALLY!. YOU?!", then RUDE, ACTUALLY.
So there's the term "Writers' block"... To explain that awful feeling of complete imagination emptiness that befalls a writer who's mind switches off.
#colourchallenge So I go into the DIY shop and say: "I'd like a tin of Cosmic Latte" "A tin of what?" they say And I repeat "Cos...mic Latt...ay" "I'm not sure we have that in stock madam" They...