Dear God
Dear god, instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just the ones you have now?.
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"Remember my name!" -Unknown.
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Think
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence..
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Perception
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” Unknown.
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So True :) #2
I was drove to the edge of sanity.. It was my friends that were driving....
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Cars!!
Overheard today... Two young girls(17 or 18) at a road crossing... Talking about if they had a car.. "having a car is so good, you can literally go from one town to another"... Wow. Really.
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I.... No5
An icicle (i-sickle)... A tool used by Apple employees to cut long grass..
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I.... No4
An ident (i-dent) .... What's left after a prang in the Apple car park..
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I... No3
An idol (i-doll)... A sex toy made by Apple..
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I... No2
An idea (i-deer) .... A fawn owned by Apple..
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I.. No1
An eyelet (i-let)......A place rented out by Apple..
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Questions.... So Many Questions..
What was dan so desperate for?.
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People
No person is entirely worthless. One can always set a bad example..
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Sometimes
Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you..
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Nothing
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on..
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Me, big tough vampire slayer, no throw up at the sight of decapitated heads. Right. ~Anita Blake.
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Scat Song
"Scat: a mammal's sign When dinner's done It's what's left behind..." -The Scat Song (Fifth grade camping trip, don't judge).
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That 70's Show
Wow, time really flies when you have two naps a day....
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Money Problems
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?.
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Fire
SCOTTIES ON FIRE. :p.
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Mental
If people could hear what i was thinking, i would be in a mental hospital by now.
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Cleaning
Courtesy of a magnet on my sisters fridge:- "My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance." - unknown.
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'Busy'
Not matter how 'busy' a persons day is, if they care for you they will always find time for you!.
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Im Not Clumsy
Im not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way!.
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