Y'all?
You, Y'all, All Y'all, Burgers, fries, Don't know onions, 'bout one's spies, Gas and dollars. Petrol, pounds.
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Tea For Two?
Oh, @Timmsyy,. You startled me,. This Brit wasn't thinking,. Of a challenge from thee,. But we just drank a cup of tea,. And cheered on Mo, hip hip times three,. I think you're very much mistaken,.
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Porn Name Awards
Just got in lol so that's why no reply till now :) Congratulations for all the creative porn name entries.
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Mullet
#household - mullet Lost for inspiration, On a mullet theme, I used the power of Google And found a fact supreme.
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White Lies
"Grapple hooks ready!" The white lies are coming in. Watch them by their hundreds... Watch this war begin. "Climb them ropes." There trying to pull us down. Trying make us become one of them.
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Mullets
. (^) MULLET A mullet, it's a fish A Favourite Roman dish.
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Postscript
So then, girls, its come to this But I'm not here to take the piss Rather to congratulate Your verbal volleys were so great What a way to pass the time Slinging cheese and pies in rhyme I will remind...
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
S arcasm. U ndulates. P ouring off the. E nd of tongue. R elentless. C ataclysmic. A cids. L ift. I ce. F rom. R acing thoughts. A lias. G olden. I n the. L ight. S ight of. T ime. I n. C at's green.
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Cut 2
Warning: 18+ Nineteen different cheeses, For sale at the stall, Beside some rose Turkish Delight, Why can't I buy them all.
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Household Challenge (Call girl Scoops Big Win!)
Ok, so my hooker scooped the prize, Got top marks, stars in her eyes. She'll be waiting for your call, But until then, a new @household word for you all..... I'm so darn chuffed to win today.
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Legless|Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle I'm used to being legless For I drink too much wine I'm balanced on a skateboard And I move around just fine The evil king's escaped So watch out girls, we're back I may be three feet...
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Round Six (i think) | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Nuclear eggs are everywhere Ha. No match for my bedhair Here D have your knickers back They disappeared right up my crack Give 'em a wash if I were you Oh my god they smell of poo.
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Hot Sauce|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle. Well, Delilah,. Aren't you getting feisty,. Like flaming salsa red hot sauce,. You sure aren't acting nicely,. So cool it, D,. Don't get your second,. Knicker layer twisted,.
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It Be A Tree
@TaintedTulip. It be a tree,. It be a tree,. It be a green tree,. It be a red tree,. It be a tree,. It be a tree,. It be a beautiful tree,. It be a beautiful tree,. It be a blue tree,.
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Ok These Are So Bad It's Funny (found On The Internet)
Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory. When did this happen. When did what happen. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it.
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Box
—————————— | | | People think | | | | inside you.
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People
There are mean people,. Keen people,. People that are in. Between people. There are nice people,. Rolling dice people,. People with hearts of. Ice people. There are cool people,. School people,.
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What Can I Do?
@Delilah The wars are over, Puns are done, I'm blushing red, To say I've won, Delilah put up quite a fight, With Stilton, Brie and Gouda might, I very nearly ran clean out, Of cheese puns to use in...
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Big Words,big Love
I'm waiting impatiently and dreaming intensely. With a love unmeasurable and a lust immensely. You know I'm serious when I use big words. Like unintentionally aggravating small annoying birds.
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I Surrender!
@MelchoirJ13 You said you were shaking In your Eatondale boots At the thought of what I'd brew up next (Me and Mr.
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Cheese Wars Take 5
@Delilah. I see you Boursin all around,. Not as Mazeqi as you sound,. You're Prato much just on for show,. A slice of what you ought to know,. Your knowledge is okay,. Sewsew,.
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Cheese Wars Take 4
@MelchoirJ13 Jeesh Areesh You're getting rather tetchy. Camembert down You're cheese knowledge is getting sketchy.
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Cheese Wars Take 3 (Previously Cheese Puns)
@Delilah Well Delilah, What a show, Tell me more of what you know, I'm cheesed off now, And that's not Gouda, Babybel, Cool it, Camorla, Brie it cheese, Or Brie it wine, Your mouse brain can't beat...
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Cheese Puns Take 2
#HappinessChallenge @MelchoirJ13 You say it's my Tinturn So here we go; You seem quite a Parmesan artisan Trying to put on a show But I'll chase you over hill and Wensleydale With my cheesy wit.
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