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I have to stop saying 'how stupid can you be?!' Because I honestly think people are starting to test me!.
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I have to stop saying 'how stupid can you be?!' Because I honestly think people are starting to test me!.
If you want to check someone was staring at you: 1) yawn 2) if they yawn = yes.
I didn't trip. I was testing gravity...good news, it still works..
0 - taken 0 - single ✔- who gives one. I'm awesome.
'Your only alive because its illegal to kill you...'.
An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.
Sleep = drug Bed = dealer Alarm = police.
Teacher: this test is too easy. Me: sure it is...you have a answer sheet.
Teacher: this test is too easy. Me: sure it is...you have a answer sheet.
Face your problems...not Facebook them!.
Face your problems...not Facebook them!.
If you tickle my feet...I'm not responsible to what happens to your face (0.o).
If you tickle my feet...I'm not responsible to what happens to your face (0.o).
Everything is funnier with your best friend <333.
Life is like a rainbow. You need both sun and rain to get the colours <333.
Life is like a rainbow. You need both sun and rain to get the colours <333.
Reading a book twice and you have to read over the paragraph again and again because your thoughts are too distracting..
'Your so pretty.' 'No I'm not' 'Okay. Your so ugly.' 'EXCUSE ME?!' S'wat happens when you don't take compliments. <333.
That awkward time when you throw your phone on your bed and it falls of and down the side..
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless its the weekend. Then the snails driving a Ferrari. <333.
when your mums been on the phone for HOURS and you have something desperate to ask her. Once she puts the phone down you've forgot. - DUMB TIMES <333.
Don't fall, it'll let you down <3- me <333.
It's not me it's youuu, and the more I think about it, it's definitely youu. -somewhere on YouTube :).
I keep my jealousy close Cuz it's all mine. And if you say this makes you happy then I'm not the only one Lying..