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#4lines4fun. 'Get off!' she cried, 'For I just cannot stand. What the hell that it is that you've done to your hand'. Think yourself lucky I've not burst this blister.
If the pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?.
On my way to school I wasn't feeling good But then something happened That lifted up my mood A little boy with his mom He just stood at his place His mom was walking onwards But a weird grin on his...
A rich man offered me a dollar. He offered me a pound. He offered me a Euro. I turned the rich man down. A poor man offered me a story. He offered me advice. He offered me his wisdom.
#4lines4fun #blameleelee A little bit of trivia, to get you through the day Did you know that monkeys, are 73 percent gay I think that numbers slightly off I'm sure they swing both ways.
#4lines4fun Earlier today I picked my nose How did it taste. Ok, as it goes....
#4lines4fun Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty played with his balls All of the kings forces including the wrens Wanted to see Humpty come again and again.
#acrostic My dearest friend, it's been a while, Eves of many from that smile. Let me know what you adore, Are you the same as long before. Now more than ever, do you feel alive.
#4lines4fun Lesbians all women are Or at least the ones I've met They tell me this right at the start Thats just my luck/look I guess.
#4lines4fun I've never had a first kiss, You looked at me and I looked at you, Our heads bent in, our lips grew nearer, And then you puked on me..
I don't dwell in the past. As much as i used to. If you take the time to notice. All it does is hurt you. Obsession takes over. Your mind is a flutter. Your eyes remain shut. Your body becomes cut.
#4lines4fun Out from the shadows I crept up to you Finally you hesitantly turned around And I screamed out BOOOOO Then stood in the mess you left on the ground.
#nightdwellers #4lines4fun The walls tumble down. The ghosts howl under my bed. Drowning in darkness. Did you think this was a haiku?.
So today I did something out of my comfort zone.
#4lines4fun I only eat on Tuesdays But on Tuesdays I do feast On Wednesday through to Monday though My stomach probably hates me.
#4lines4fun The fart is a volcanic eruption That descends from the city of Bum Passes through the valley of trouser And comes out with a musical hum....
#4lines4fun I once had a dog Who like to hump frogs I once had a frog Who didn't like dogs.
Make a mess, make a mess -the voice said The teacup stood then toppled onto the floor Clean it up, clean it up -the voice cried The teacup then squirted tea back into my eye. ~don't ask......
Luck is not something that's won or lost. Care and passion its ultimate cost. Safety. Hope. Love. These are the keys to passion. Things that cannot be lost. Purity in friendship. Is passion in life.
It's a record of a life unlived It's a spear to the chest It's the plunge to the death.
Chapter 2 (Daniel Pov.) I was walking to school when I got a text from Kassandra. *Hey!* *Hey* *Guess what!* *What?* *Guess!* *Just tell me!!!* *I won tickets to a Chicago Bulls game!!.
#4lines4fun Tig-tag-a-too, Was a monkey in a zoo, He flig flagged about, Til they flagging fligged him out!.
#4lines4fun #nonsense My uncle Rick chopped off his dick Just to prove them wrong "Your just a prick" the girls would quip Well now that prick has gone.
#4lines4fun You see I was just tagged But I think that you're it You think you're not bad Yet you smell like shit Lmfao :-/.