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O. O P. P U. U S. S S IS COOL S.
Wow omg guys thank you I'm a rank 37!!!!!!!!.
No witty or funny poem, just please follow me if u like my input!!.
Great idea by @burrfoot, a #household competition for the younger Opussians, with the tag #youngwritershousehold.
Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?" :/ Welcome to England 2012!.
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named aladon. Snowwhite lived alone with seven men.
Don't smile because you have you too..... Smile because you can xx.
That annoying moment when your friend makes it totally obvious that you like your crush.
Why I don't look out of the window at night 1% I'm afraid of the dark the other 99% im afraid I mite see another face looking back at me..
Fuck is a beautiful term. It has so many uses. People are terrified and liberated by it. We need it to continue on. To express both the simplest and most complex of emotions.
The United Kingdom eats more cans of baked beans than the rest of the world combined!.
The 7- eleven Extreme Gulp is 50% bigger than the volume of the human stomach!.
Yay I'm back to 102 followers.
Night guys Have a great sleep!.
PEGS!!!. Is this the word?.
^^^^^^^^^^^ | O O. | | D | |. / ----/ | Hey guys Can I just ask. Is this the ugliest dog you have ever seen?.
Oh my gosh!!!. Why guys. @mpallister24 @tattyteddy Your leaving. You two are great!!. Please stay. We all want you too!!!.
See mum Kik is good for you the Kik robot told me The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want..
What does cya mean?.
This sounds weird. I listen to rock and opera.
Why????!!!!. Why doesn't Taylor lautner sing. Robbert Patterson does but Taylor doesn't. Why?.
Does anyone listen to muse. Phantom of the opera maybe. Because I feel like the only one and it's do not fair. None of my friends like it, they all Like olly murs or Justin bieber.
Guys, I am writing a story with @sheepie. Can you guys read it please. Part 1 And 2 are already up. Also, can you follow @sheepie. He is a great friend and writes amazing opuss's.
Anybody else agree that about 90% of their followers are ghost followers?.